Jun 20, 2021
TheoryThe UFOs are driven by dinosaurs
Dinosaurs were a very advanced species that left earth in spaceships prior to an extinction level event
They’re coming back to take back the homeland
And they have cybernetic implants in their heads that allow them to shoot SemiSonic beams that melt humans
The SemiSonic beams are of an advanced technology; they play Closing Time by SemiSonic at such a loud volume that our tissue is directly affected by the sound waves and it causes us to turn into a puddle
The only person who can stop them is Dwayne the Rock Johnson
Hollywood hire this man
BestInTheWorld 💥Jun 20, 2021·2 repliesTheoryThe UFOs are driven by dinosaurs
Dinosaurs were a very advanced species that left earth in spaceships prior to an extinction level event
They’re coming back to take back the homeland
And they have cybernetic implants in their heads that allow them to shoot SemiSonic beams that melt humans
The SemiSonic beams are of an advanced technology; they play Closing Time by SemiSonic at such a loud volume that our tissue is directly affected by the sound waves and it causes us to turn into a puddle
The only person who can stop them is Dwayne the Rock Johnson
Aliens gave us the dinosaurs
Kenig đź’Jun 20, 2021TheoryThe UFOs are driven by dinosaurs
Dinosaurs were a very advanced species that left earth in spaceships prior to an extinction level event
They’re coming back to take back the homeland
And they have cybernetic implants in their heads that allow them to shoot SemiSonic beams that melt humans
The SemiSonic beams are of an advanced technology; they play Closing Time by SemiSonic at such a loud volume that our tissue is directly affected by the sound waves and it causes us to turn into a puddle
The only person who can stop them is Dwayne the Rock Johnson
That sounds ridiculous
- Jun 20, 2021BestInTheWorld
Aliens gave us the dinosaurs
We are the aliens
Jun 20, 2021TheoryThe UFOs are driven by dinosaurs
Dinosaurs were a very advanced species that left earth in spaceships prior to an extinction level event
They’re coming back to take back the homeland
And they have cybernetic implants in their heads that allow them to shoot SemiSonic beams that melt humans
The SemiSonic beams are of an advanced technology; they play Closing Time by SemiSonic at such a loud volume that our tissue is directly affected by the sound waves and it causes us to turn into a puddle
The only person who can stop them is Dwayne the Rock Johnson
Jun 20, 2021US government from the future.
Nuja 🫶🏾Jun 20, 2021How much longer mane
Jun 20, 2021
Bo CeephusTbh I know people think it could be Russia or China but it's f***ing not.
Their technology is already behind what we have. They haven't even built a catapult system to launch their aircrafts. They still use the ramp technology.
China just unveiled their brand new J-20 which they took great pride in which is still inferior to our best publically known aircrafts
Russia has less than 10% of the military budget that we have.
It is neither of them.
It is not secret US tech which the government has REPEATEDLY DENIED.
There is no f***ing way it is from this Earth if its not ours. And we have openly said throughout this ordeal it is not us.
We have to wake up guys. Eventually, we have to wake up. We're either being lied to or it's not from here. There is no other reasonable possibility.
Wake up from what? Even the dam politicians think it aint nothing special
Jun 21, 2021·1 replyIts definitely aliens with cocks so gargantuan that they dont want to reveal it for the sake of our egos
Jun 21, 2021
- Jun 21, 2021·5 repliesBestInTheWorld
Aliens gave us the dinosaurs
That’s the post credits scene that sets up the Rock Vs Aliens cinematic universe
In the sequel, the Rock has to team up with rebel dinosaurs to take down the legitimate deep space aliens
The aliens have even more impressive weaponry, including a beam on the mothership they call “the third eye”, which blasts out Semi Charmed Kind of Life by Third Eye Blind from a massive cannon at such a loud volume that it is capable of melting entire planets
The Rock discovers this planet destroyer is on its way, and teams with DJ Khaled to get Mr iTunes on the phone to remove all 90’s frat rock from the iTunes Store and all streaming platforms. In doing so, the alien weapon is useless because they have a strict moral code and don’t download music illegally
Then Martin Skhreli rotates the satellites and every household on the planet blasts Real World by Matchbox 20 (which has been distributed across the planet via physical CDs, quickly becoming the highest selling album of all time as a result) at maximum volume, which manages to destroy the mothership
But, the massive showcase of 90’s frat rock awakens the atlanteans from their ancient slumber, leading to another cliffhanger ending
- BestInTheWorld đź’ĄJun 21, 2021Theory
That’s the post credits scene that sets up the Rock Vs Aliens cinematic universe
In the sequel, the Rock has to team up with rebel dinosaurs to take down the legitimate deep space aliens
The aliens have even more impressive weaponry, including a beam on the mothership they call “the third eye”, which blasts out Semi Charmed Kind of Life by Third Eye Blind from a massive cannon at such a loud volume that it is capable of melting entire planets
The Rock discovers this planet destroyer is on its way, and teams with DJ Khaled to get Mr iTunes on the phone to remove all 90’s frat rock from the iTunes Store and all streaming platforms. In doing so, the alien weapon is useless because they have a strict moral code and don’t download music illegally
Then Martin Skhreli rotates the satellites and every household on the planet blasts Real World by Matchbox 20 (which has been distributed across the planet via physical CDs, quickly becoming the highest selling album of all time as a result) at maximum volume, which manages to destroy the mothership
But, the massive showcase of 90’s frat rock awakens the atlanteans from their ancient slumber, leading to another cliffhanger ending
Hold up I need to breathe for a second I took a wild bong hit and I jump in to this
- BestInTheWorld đź’ĄJun 21, 2021Theory
That’s the post credits scene that sets up the Rock Vs Aliens cinematic universe
In the sequel, the Rock has to team up with rebel dinosaurs to take down the legitimate deep space aliens
The aliens have even more impressive weaponry, including a beam on the mothership they call “the third eye”, which blasts out Semi Charmed Kind of Life by Third Eye Blind from a massive cannon at such a loud volume that it is capable of melting entire planets
The Rock discovers this planet destroyer is on its way, and teams with DJ Khaled to get Mr iTunes on the phone to remove all 90’s frat rock from the iTunes Store and all streaming platforms. In doing so, the alien weapon is useless because they have a strict moral code and don’t download music illegally
Then Martin Skhreli rotates the satellites and every household on the planet blasts Real World by Matchbox 20 (which has been distributed across the planet via physical CDs, quickly becoming the highest selling album of all time as a result) at maximum volume, which manages to destroy the mothership
But, the massive showcase of 90’s frat rock awakens the atlanteans from their ancient slumber, leading to another cliffhanger ending
Mr ITunes and rotate the satellites
If I was on acid this post would probably give me a heart attack - Jun 21, 2021Theory
The UFOs are driven by dinosaurs
Dinosaurs were a very advanced species that left earth in spaceships prior to an extinction level event
They’re coming back to take back the homeland
And they have cybernetic implants in their heads that allow them to shoot SemiSonic beams that melt humans
The SemiSonic beams are of an advanced technology; they play Closing Time by SemiSonic at such a loud volume that our tissue is directly affected by the sound waves and it causes us to turn into a puddle
The only person who can stop them is Dwayne the Rock Johnson
thats funny cause i remember reading an encounter where they were told the dinosaur extinction was intentional to kill of the reptilians who ran the planet. Now mammals run the world
- Jun 21, 2021Yevin
Its definitely aliens with cocks so gargantuan that they dont want to reveal it for the sake of our egos
- Jun 21, 2021
We byke?
- Jun 21, 2021
Soon, President Clinton confirmed
Jun 21, 2021
Jun 21, 2021·1 replyprepare urself for a massive crash
- Jun 21, 2021Ryuka
prepare urself for a massive crash
Nah.
- Jun 21, 2021Theory
That’s the post credits scene that sets up the Rock Vs Aliens cinematic universe
In the sequel, the Rock has to team up with rebel dinosaurs to take down the legitimate deep space aliens
The aliens have even more impressive weaponry, including a beam on the mothership they call “the third eye”, which blasts out Semi Charmed Kind of Life by Third Eye Blind from a massive cannon at such a loud volume that it is capable of melting entire planets
The Rock discovers this planet destroyer is on its way, and teams with DJ Khaled to get Mr iTunes on the phone to remove all 90’s frat rock from the iTunes Store and all streaming platforms. In doing so, the alien weapon is useless because they have a strict moral code and don’t download music illegally
Then Martin Skhreli rotates the satellites and every household on the planet blasts Real World by Matchbox 20 (which has been distributed across the planet via physical CDs, quickly becoming the highest selling album of all time as a result) at maximum volume, which manages to destroy the mothership
But, the massive showcase of 90’s frat rock awakens the atlanteans from their ancient slumber, leading to another cliffhanger ending
- Jun 22, 2021
Jun 22, 2021My stance is still the same. I think the whole official “let’s tell them about these unknown craft” rollout is cap & a tactic. A tactic for what? Idk. We could speculate all day trying to guess. I do KNOW we’re not the only ones here. I do KNOW we have possession of advanced technology & capabilities. We’ve had 100s & thousands of years to invent things...
- Jun 22, 2021Theory
That’s the post credits scene that sets up the Rock Vs Aliens cinematic universe
In the sequel, the Rock has to team up with rebel dinosaurs to take down the legitimate deep space aliens
The aliens have even more impressive weaponry, including a beam on the mothership they call “the third eye”, which blasts out Semi Charmed Kind of Life by Third Eye Blind from a massive cannon at such a loud volume that it is capable of melting entire planets
The Rock discovers this planet destroyer is on its way, and teams with DJ Khaled to get Mr iTunes on the phone to remove all 90’s frat rock from the iTunes Store and all streaming platforms. In doing so, the alien weapon is useless because they have a strict moral code and don’t download music illegally
Then Martin Skhreli rotates the satellites and every household on the planet blasts Real World by Matchbox 20 (which has been distributed across the planet via physical CDs, quickly becoming the highest selling album of all time as a result) at maximum volume, which manages to destroy the mothership
But, the massive showcase of 90’s frat rock awakens the atlanteans from their ancient slumber, leading to another cliffhanger ending
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