making pear jam with my mom soon, our pear tree is overflowing and we dont know what to do with them all

I wasn’t asking

But thats nice keep at it!

WHAT that is rude

starting off the new chapter with sass i dont like it echi this is a dangerous path

u are a mole rat who is digging a tunnel in the dark, not knowing it will lead to danger

slipping on semen

i just urinated

gettin real urinary

cranberry

what if oj Simpson is actually innocent and we just assumed wrong for all these years

his son did it!

i drank 10 full sugar vanilla coke cans in the last 24 hours

My mouth is wide open

y

we havent had vanilla coke here in years and i miss it its my fav. and i found a case randomly and ever since been chugging them down

this is temporary

ok obese mcfattington

but im ngl
i love it

just because im a big ol bubba doesnt mean u can call me an obese mcfattington you obtuse mcfaggington

my celly's name was bubba

were u his b****?

i guess u gotta get locked up and c 4 urself