I thought all cats were females, and all dogs were males. It further made sense to me when “pussy” was a reference to the female genitalia

I thought people died is movie for real i watched titanic with my mom and I was mad confused why jack and rose were dancing at the end when jack had just died a few scenes ago

I thought men with beer bellies were pregnant

I thought all white people were Americans

I believed I’d be happy as an adult

i already knew I wouldn’t cause my parents were hardly happy

my dad would return when he said he was just heading out to get some milk

Seen some White girl post that on her fb years ago and I died laughing

The line long bro. Your dad is from the future. He stuck cause of carona those check out lines are long

hi 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

girls piss out of their ass

Thinking youre gonna be a millionare rapper as soon as youre 19

I thought that till I like last year

Aren’t you 29

26 if you wanna get smoked virtually I’m down what’s hatteninnnn’

I thought Ron Paul was cool.

The world was black and white until MLK ended racism

I mean you weren’t entirely wrong

ikr

bro I didn’t know he was black either but what’s weird is that when I found out that he was, I wasn’t surprised like I should have been

I used to think Dracula lived inside my toilet and was feeding on my s*** and I thought he was gonna eat my a******.

boy was i shocked lmao

Ew wtf is wrong wif you?

Boogeyman under my bed

When I was like 3 I thought girls had d***s too

Some do

i forgot like 100% of my childhood for some reason 😭😭😭😭😭