i thought if you swallowed seeds from fruit it would grow inside you and take over

I didn't think girls had nipples

okay this is cute

Wtf : you sucked your mothers nipples when you were younger dumb ass

you been a g since time bruh

I sang the lyrics of scream by usher to my mom

both my grandma’s names is janet, so i thought in order to be a grandma you had to have that name

calm down twitter

When I was like 10 I saw Jay Z live and before he sang Empire State of Mind he said 'thank you for welcoming me to your city but now I wanna take you to mine'. When he said that my dumbass looked under my seat for free tickets to New York on some Oprah s***

I thought quicksand was a common thing, like for a second I would hesitate going into the sandbox at parks or the sand at the beach because I thought I might drown or something

Lmao this is hilarious

Lmaoo I would have thought the same

omg

Being an adult would be fun

Tbh when I was a kid i was terrified of being an adult. I always tried to be as childish as possible and to this day as a 24 year old I struggle a lot with being a functioning adult. The idea of wearing a dress shirt or paying bills makes me cringe even s***is like this nasty concept idk how to explain it

I used to be afraid that people were putting acid in random grocery store food. Like terrified lol. Ironically I later became obsessed with psychedelics and went way out of my way to cop some

No money calling
No p**** calling
No job calling

bro wtf how old were you? Bro you seem like a heavy d*** user even before you tried psychedelics

I was 10. I feel like d**** are somehow intertwined with my fate s/o Duncan trussel

I agree with the wearing dress shirts and s***

But sex? I guess you are a virgin

Kinda a virgin (didn't but). Don't rly have any interest in having s***unless I rly love the person. Rn I'm looking for real love

It's not like girls don't like me I'm just the rare dude who doesn't wanna f*** just for clout

If you stick it in you are no longer a virgin

You didn’t but cause the p**** was trash

Yea I guess. Don't rly care tho it's sooooooooo overrated either way.

White ppl are f***ing crazy dog