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  • Apr 13, 2022
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    Drogon

    KTTers thinking they can take on members of the animal kingdom 1v1 will never not capture my interest

    Never said you have to fight it just gotta survive

  • Apr 13, 2022
    Mitclan 616

    Never said you have to fight it just gotta survive

    gonna need some hard ass riot gear to survive

  • Apr 13, 2022
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    ghosting

    hippo for sure... I just gotta make it out the water asap

    Hippos are fast asf on land

  • ghosting ®️
    Apr 13, 2022
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    Vox

    Hippos are fast asf on land

    19 mph vs 25 mph of an elephant

    I need every edge I can get

  • ghosting ®️
    Apr 13, 2022
    iCarly Japan2

    Elephant because they are friendly and empathetic. I just gotta act super cute

  • Apr 13, 2022
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    ghosting

    19 mph vs 25 mph of an elephant

    I need every edge I can get

    A hippo will f***ing DEMOLISH you. You do NOT know what you are talking about. For how long exactly do you think you can run for 19 mph? You better rethink your strategy or take out some life insurance, bucko.

  • Apr 13, 2022
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    An elephant never forgets

    so my d\*\*\* remembers everything

  • Apr 13, 2022
    fun guy

    An elephant never forgets

    so my d\*\*\* remembers everything

    Classic line

  • Apr 13, 2022

    which one is being the least respectful?

  • plants 🌻
    Apr 13, 2022
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    Mitclan 616

    Never said you have to fight it just gotta survive

    for how long tho? like 5 5min rounds ufc style? 30 sec? a day?

    to quote you this animal "wants to kill me" so why would it stop before it accomplishes its task? presumably it would also fight until death. in which case to survive it means you have to kill it.

    holy f*** man put some EFFORT into a thread like this

  • ghosting ®️
    Apr 13, 2022
    Danny

    A hippo will f***ing DEMOLISH you. You do NOT know what you are talking about. For how long exactly do you think you can run for 19 mph? You better rethink your strategy or take out some life insurance, bucko.

    im way faster...

    lol jk ya the more that I think about it I think trying to spook off the grizzly is the best chance

  • ghosting ®️
    Apr 13, 2022
    plants

    for how long tho? like 5 5min rounds ufc style? 30 sec? a day?

    to quote you this animal "wants to kill me" so why would it stop before it accomplishes its task? presumably it would also fight until death. in which case to survive it means you have to kill it.

    holy f*** man put some EFFORT into a thread like this

    I just assumed that if one is chasing u, what's ur best chance of escaping

  • Apr 13, 2022

    I'm not losing to any of those animals honestly.

  • Apr 13, 2022
    Showroom

    I’d just outrun the elephant.

    Them niggas are fast as s*** you’d get trampled

  • Apr 13, 2022
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    plants

    for how long tho? like 5 5min rounds ufc style? 30 sec? a day?

    to quote you this animal "wants to kill me" so why would it stop before it accomplishes its task? presumably it would also fight until death. in which case to survive it means you have to kill it.

    holy f*** man put some EFFORT into a thread like this

    Spoken like someone who'd just let any old animal B**** him

  • Apr 13, 2022

    I got a chance against all of em except the gorilla

  • plants 🌻
    Apr 13, 2022
    XANTA

    Spoken like someone who'd just let any old animal B**** him

    lol

  • Apr 13, 2022
    ghosting

    hippo for sure... I just gotta make it out the water asap

    hippos kill the most people irl i think

  • Apr 13, 2022

    i think youll die against all of them, but you will probably survive the longest with the gorilla

  • Apr 13, 2022
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    None. The toughest animal I could realistically take 1 v 1 is a coyote or maybe a single wolf

    One thing I learned over the past week is that humans are actually stronger than chimps. So add one of them to the list of animals I could take

  • Apr 13, 2022
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    None of those killing me and a couple of those I’d be able to kill myself

    Hardest one to kill is probably the hippo. Elephant and gorilla I can kill. Grizzly would be second hardest after the hippo but he’s not killing me. Nothing that can only run in a straight line killing me.

  • ghosting ®️
    Apr 13, 2022
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    SHAQUILLE

    None. The toughest animal I could realistically take 1 v 1 is a coyote or maybe a single wolf

    One thing I learned over the past week is that humans are actually stronger than chimps. So add one of them to the list of animals I could take

    wb a pitbull

  • ghosting ®️
    Apr 13, 2022
    Jihyo

    None of those killing me and a couple of those I’d be able to kill myself

    Hardest one to kill is probably the hippo. Elephant and gorilla I can kill. Grizzly would be second hardest after the hippo but he’s not killing me. Nothing that can only run in a straight line killing me.

  • Apr 13, 2022
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    ghosting

    wb a pitbull

    bjj could help you take out a pitbull. You'll get f***ed up in the process but assuming your jujitsu is good+ you lift, youll be good

    now with regards to any of the animals in OP, nah you're getting f***ed up

  • Apr 13, 2022
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    Jihyo

    None of those killing me and a couple of those I’d be able to kill myself

    Hardest one to kill is probably the hippo. Elephant and gorilla I can kill. Grizzly would be second hardest after the hippo but he’s not killing me. Nothing that can only run in a straight line killing me.

    Fam that gorilla is gonna split your body in half and use both parts as Hulk gloves to fight other animals