when i lived in the city a homeless person thew a huge softball sized rock past my head, my back was turned to him, it wizzed by me ear, i often think about the fact it could of permanently f***ed me up, never living in a city ever again

Almost got squished between two semis while speeding on the interstate

Scared me s***less

Got way too high and fell down the stairs

1.

Left lung collapsed due to "spontaneous combustion" when i was 12 would have died if didnt go to the er within the next hour. It happened within 2nd period middle school. You can slowly see and hear the air escape and it literally went to my left shoulder some of the air where it balloon'd up a bit and was visible and my voice soinded like i injested helium. Called my mom and went to the rr pronto.

2.
Also when i was born I did die, I was dead for 4 minutes - usually after 1 or 2 the doctors say its too but luckily my doctor said f*** that and kept working on me then i came alive but developed heart failure, some nerve s*** thay made my left arm dead for a year & damaged a good amount of my higher end vocal cords to where my voice is not natural and "weird" to this day. I had to get heart surgery where i still have the big ass scar on my back wrapped around my shoulder blade from me as an infant where they had to go in and break my rips for surgery. Still have health issues & complications from it to this day and my heart is wrapped in a "rubber band" with a clip.

3.
The last when i was 6 or so i went to a carnival with my grand parents and my oldest brother. We went on kne of those duo swing things thay go up in the air and spins high af. It was space themed. My bar broke and i half way slipped off and screamed, my older brother who is older by like 4 years grabbed me. Half my body dangling off. He had to hold me the whole time if he let go i would slip and splat to my death. He told me to scream out for the people to shut the ride down, they couldnt hear us and neither of us could wave our arms. I had to endure the entire ride, it broke within a minute in. I dont like rides to this day die to that.

That 2 close calls and one where i did actually die.

Whatever evil spirit that been trying to take me out since day 1 cant

Also thats why my bags are so bad in my pic lol from the damage and stress of all my health stuff & i already have visible noticable grey hairs even an area in the front that started at just 24 and im 26 years old rn

damn man glad you here bro

nights beat switch and the fade to "PLANTS" had me like tho

its hilarious i love it

River rafting in Africa

K&A is so f***ing spooky

no lie!

its crazy to me that they hand out goats there

Say word

At a trampoline park attempting to do a back flip. Landed on my neck/back in a weird way. My back was f***ed for a month.

Exiting a freeway at 50mph into a lane that was full stopped. I didn’t know it was a sudden stop, so I slammed my breaks and almost rear ended the car in front of me.

I’m really blessed man. Some of y’all been thru some real trauma

I guess the only thing for me was my appendix rupturing, which I guess is pretty serious

Doctors said there was gonna be 99% chance i'd be stillborn but i was STILL BORN 💯💯

I survived cancer at 18 years old. I'm 28 now.

I was born at 6 months prematurely as well, so I survived that too.

I also survived a 7.5 earthquake in Turkey in 1999.
Praise be to the most high.

If all that couldn’t kill you then you are meant to be alive fam clearly

I almost jumped off a bridge once because I have OCD and I was afraid God would get mad at me if I didn’t

this is just ridiculous. f*** ppl foreal

same at your first line

also same to the appendix. it genuinely felt like death...appendicitis is no joke. glad I got it removed

god damn

Probably one of my three failed suicide attempts

Literally a week ago today. Was out drinking with some buddies last weekend and we all took electric scooters home. Was going like 20 mph and hit a rut in the sidewalk and went flying, cracked open my head, and f***ed my neck up pretty good. Got concussed as f***, likely had some small bleeding in my brain, and needed to have my head glued together. Still feeling pretty f***ed up. Wear helmets 👍

Bruh that s*** the worst. Especially when you were tryna OD. Be waking up in that hospital bed with your parents mad af cause they thought you were just drinking too much like a dumbass when you were actually tryna die like

im alreadyy dead

Missed a head on collision by like 9 inches.

Found out later the car I bought had recalled air bags (Toyota. Guy never mentioned that to me when I got it) and basically it would have exploded with shrapnel cutting my head off