Last year it was my first time sleeping over at my girl's place and before sleeping I placed my water bottle next to the bed, although forgot to put the cap on. Later middle of the night, I was thirsty af and tried to chug the water, but I felt some solid thing in the mouth moving around. Quickly spit the water out and found that it was a roach

Gave me emotional scars and even many months later the girl still laughs about this moment, f*** bro I nearly swallowed a f***ing roach

What is your story?

a grape eww ,,

The truth

what color?

green

I’m not beating a roach OP that just ruined my day

got a smoothie from mcdonalds about 7 or 8 years ago and there was a whole ass fly in the s***

I’d throw up

She got roaches in her house that you almost SWALLOWED, and you had the nerve to keep coming back to her house and dating her?

Not that serious

She's a nice girl though and I visit her place on a weekly basis, I don't sleep over at her place that much sooo

The roaches aren't a problem to me

Nah y'all different.

Someone got roaches in they house that's crawling on me and my stuff at night then it's severely turning me off from them

mixed dirt, milk, turkey, pebbles, grass, and tuna together, niggas tried to get me to drink, it pawned that right off to some other nigga threw him right under the bus
Middle school is the wild west

What kinda Minecraft mixture is this?

you just do s*** for no reason in middle school lmao

expired drink

Almost ate an ant that was drowning in my bowl of cereal

Why didn't go complain? It's sue-worthy

1 roach bro it happens

OP knew what they were doing.

Organic fluid that may contain spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals and can fertilize female ova. In humans, seminal fluid contains several components besides spermatozoa: proteolytic and other enzymes, as well as fructose, are elements of seminal fluid which promote the survival of spermatozoa and provide a medium through which they can move or ”swim”. Semen is produced and originates from the seminal vesicle, which is located in the pelvis. The process that results in the discharge of semen is called ejaculation. Semen is also a form of genetic material. In animals, semen has been collected for cryoconservation. Cryoconservation of animal genetic resources is a practice that called for the collection of genetic material in efforts for conservation of a particular breed. Semen is referred to as a different name which is known as c***from p***ographic sites.

Op be sucking up cops but is disgusted over a roach? Make it make sense