it got extra mayonnaise on it

"They say I'm crazy but that's the best thing going for me."

Bumped my self esteem and now I think I'm adored
Let me in the door or else I come through the walls

My boss is leaving the firm next month

I’ll miss him, he cared about my professional development and spent time explaining the work hands on

Lmao girl you missed ur blessings

Does anyone ever feel like the people around you know about something you don’t?

Something that people have known about for years but don’t openly discuss?

Subtle communication? Different groups?

Never felt more at peace irl than that nap in between two cookouts. Thats the goal

Big decisions ahead

People who say cats are bad pets are actually just bad owners, and dont take the time to understand and vibe with em.

Need Sha'carri Richardson to put me in a chokehold till I pass out and I'm not just saying that for humor

Unparalleled avy/username/post combo.

I need my beard to fully connect Asap!! My barber got my s*** lookin stupid smh

If my stache never reaches MBJ level, what is even the point

sorry bout that.

Is this me? Or is this who I am right now? How long do "I" last?

Do I ever

Yuh know what I'm saying

God is real lmaooooooo

?kid cudi maoism.

Might try to move a mattress on my own

I noticed that people who actually prefer and enjoy wearing a mask outside of absolute necessity are usually ugly or awkward and it gives them something to hide behind

ever just cyber stalk your old hs mates on fb and realize how detached you are from reality