God damn it I'm falling in love with my therapist again

I b coming up with amazing jokes but my delivery is so f***ing bad

lets hear some of em

OK,

So this girl said some quote it was like "all things shall pass" then she was like I forgot where that comes from

My joke was that it was from lord of the rings (thou shall not pass)

Does not mean it was "bad".

I think the mistake was thinking the girl might have known the reference, since it is a pretty specific one.

It would probably have gotten a better reaction, if you had talked about the movies and knew she was a fan as well.

Just gotta know your audience.

I used to love rolling up but now I hate it

Cones, Bongs and One Hitters for life lol

I didn't actually say it cus I knew I'd f*** it up lol, but u right tho

Oh, I see.

Yeah, I be thinking about jokes in my head as well. Sometimes you gotta refrain from actually saying things out loud lol

bro that is not an "amazing joke" that's just a movie pun at best

u salty u never would thought of such a genius response

glasses really look sooo hot on women, people in the old days dead ass had no idea

So do air pod max I don’t know what it is

Slowly getting my s*** back together

hypocrites: how to survive in a world that's full of them

so happy for kai cenat 🥹

want chubby gf rub her tummy tell her i love her but i'm inconsistent selfish that won't happen 😭😭😭😭😭 i choose me i'm sorry.

stfu weirdo

I’m having the perfect day and then boom I have a flat tire and have to cancel my haircut appointment . It’s always something

F*** u and everybody who liked this

my friends wanna facetime all the time and it’s driving me insane

Do you think a world could exist without hypocrites?

Love a cold Miller high life man

Sometimes i laugh at myself like a maniac in the shower because everytime god gives me a new challenge i f*** up.
Its no biggie tho because when life gives you lemons. You put them in your water because it strengthens your immune system, supplies your body with additional vitamin C, supports digestion and deacidification and strengthens the complexion.