0/4 on hinge rn and I like hinge setup the most 💔

2 girls off bumble rn is crazy for me cuz I f***ing hate bumble

1 girl off tinder is pretty standard

Why do I always meet kava/kratom chicks?

Do you guys have allot of kava bars in your city? I feel like mine started the damn trend it’s so many here

Never using dating apps again

Let’s hear why

This goofy ass chick the first message she sends me is why are you single? This is after i sent a super brief explanation of who i am and what i do

Im not finna explain myself to this girl i barely know like who tf says sum s*** like that off rip

These girls are so gassed bro like im just going to move on

Also i realized she has a kid and is looking for something like very long term which sounds awful

You just gotta come up with some fly response

Wait she’s goofy tho? How so?

Be like you’re single cuz “you were looking and now you found her” type s***

Naw im not playing catch up off rip if she dont have the self awareness to know thats a terrible way to start a convo i dont wanna deal with her

Theres a chance it was just an awkward compliment but i dont feel like having that convo especially since we just f***ing met like maybe shes just very paranoid which i understand but im not here for all that

Yea that sounds too simpy for me

I lowkey have the same level of expectations that these girls have but thats only right imo

She looked decent but not enough for taking care of her son and her weird charged questions

Damn I prefer the term sweet nothings. Just some s*** you say yo don have to mean it

Ight bro be safe

ITS THE JITSHOW

Why the f*** did i just injure the f*** out my hip in my sleep 2 days before my trip

Gods plan

Yea i wasnt feeling her lol

I’m nervous that I’ll lose more pools

I stared with 72 now I’m down to 62 and I’ve gained some since I started lol

I feel like most of the ones that dropped me I didn’t like them or their pools anyways

When everyone at work is shocked im being let go that’s when you know you did well

That’s when u sneak back and take a piss in their pool

Jodeci freestyle

So my parents are out of town this weekend and they want me to watch their dogs.

They have a pool….

I’m gonna try to get one of these chicks to slide for a little night swim

dirty boy