I’m 13 pounds away from my goal weight

Once I hit 220 I just want to focus on getting stronger and my hip flexibility

Friyay

Nothin like pulling up to the office the day after you washed your car

And then fine s*** pull up

My office weak af in that regard bunch of old heads

it's so cold at my local library that my nipples are harder than liquid swords

Ya know it's bizarre living a reality 90% of the people just can't relate to, or even 98%
Nobody to talk with, even my dad said he basically couldn't talk to anyone about it

Like how do u say this
"Today I arrived in the big city, was immediately recognised left and right by kids and grannies, some tourists walked up to me and asked if I was an American celebrity! Then a police car honked at me and waved, another 5 teens pop up on me ask for a selfie and that's just 5 minutes of me being in a city 2 hours away from home!"

Like legit I walked through a town festival and the silence I caused, the whispers and stares

It's ridiculous

Ow yeah and u can bet, people my age? They don't talk to me at all
I talk more with elders and homeless folks than anyone in my age group the last few years lmfao

Same with women! Women of all ages, even gay men hit on me left and right, swoon as soon as they make eye contact?
My age group women are terrified of me

Again, u can't explain it, u just have to see it

Damn mane say it ain’t so

Somebody took a s*** in the office bathroom and just left the toilet backed up

Forgot how incredible this Ladytron album is

I handle business

This s*** just killed me

think ima get into playing apex legends always been a movement fps shooter type of guy looks like my type of game

Like fam.. you couldn't at least put an out of order sign on the door or something?

Today my coworker and i agreed to not snitch when we decide to leave early

domestic terrorist

One time i clogged a toilet with a massive dump then my bro didnt know he took another dump on top and when he tried to flush it all hell broke loose

Having money to eat random s*** is so dope

Tired of getting f***ed

I’m talking absolutely reamed

Off work the next 2 weeks

Man I love being on a school schedule this is so beautiful

Incredibly grateful

Even pulled my son from his rec center/summer camp next week so we can spend the entire week together

Can’t believe charli xcx dropped aoty again