I got chicks unmatching me over how many concerts I’ve been to, I’m losing customers left and right, I got people texting me that didn’t even end up going with my service asking me about their service lmfao, I’m starving like every 4 hours, and on top of all that it’s scorching hot outside and Donald Trump is President

The suffering to thriving ratio is so off

Time to regroup, trooper, you got this

Shouldve saved those cases of sprite instead of giving them all away

F*** those Sunday niggas every single one of them

Boy got me f***ed up

Gonna give it another listen...shit was hitting like Brat.

They don't talk about Blackout by Britney Spears enough.

Production hitting like the rent due in 24 hours

We do undisputed classic

Claimin that you’re Liono
Faster than Cheetarah
Claimin that you’re vegan
You ain’t touched the gardiniera

They don't make em like they used to.

It's Britney b****...even Max B had to hop on that joint

just so cool

At chilis for my brothers bday and this dude don’t even order a meal he’s said he’s just here for the drinks

They playing just like heaven by the cure

This frozen margarita is hard as f*** im struggling I wanted something fruity bruh

I really fell asleep at 8:30 and woke up at 11 bro smfhhhhhhhhhhh

Wild to think that July is really almost over

bro took a nap

What a f***ing pitiful night smfh

And woke up and had to drive an hour to pickup my mom my whole friday night wasted

There was a tweet that said "the key to adulthood is to have something to look forward to"

It made me realize most of the time when I'm down its really bc i have nothing to look forward to

The fact i already know this weekend will be depressing already