Like literally, everyone go out and buy a bunch of s*** on your credit card. Come on let’s tank this s***

Just don’t go into work and buy a jet ski or a TV or a bunch of CDs or something. Anything! It doesn’t have to be bullshit. Just go out and buy food or diapers. Let’s bring this economy all the way down

Then just don’t pay it back.

If someone comes to repo your s*** knock them tf out

i went over it with my manager and she kept dropping f bombs

like what the f*** is this

i already ordered a $350 schott leather jacket from mercari japan yesterday

Oh she’s a woman?

Man im lowkey hype for that which is sad asf 😭😭

my schott leather jacket

my diesel jeans

my doc martens

a nice white button shirt

if i wasnt a p**** id wear a tie too

Me too fam

Born late enough to miss the sweet spot of experiencing the classic decades

Born right in time to experience the worst time for adulthood and the downfall of humanity

Ktt

i should sample this into a jerk or drill beat could work as both

Im in this lame ahh phase where im becoming a serious adult

I deadass woke up like ayo did i wake my kids up for school an i dont even have kids 😭😭😭

No quit work and stay at home

im tryna wife up a cutie

my only problem is im a w****

i should really just pick 1 and settle down

Gotta get off these dating apps. Once again ghosted after like 2 texts.

I think the move is doing as little as possible

Yes

I feel that my standards these days lower too

That being said thats a committment. That s*** will change how u move

and maybe i should go for less crazy girls

literally 2 of them are down to marry me

Oh yea thats definitely a strong consideration, finding a girl who isnt batshit

im attracted to crazy and girls with mental disorders

my managers office is right next to my office and she really just says "fuck" a lot