i genuinely believe that bizarre love triangle is the greatest song ever written and produced

And she was the one who texted last like

I looked at it and said I’ll just respond to this later. She was like “yeah I had an orange cat but he died haha” literally that’s what she said

Maybe I dodged a bullet man

i bet theyre fun

My belief is girls use dating apps to fish for high value men and they dont really plan to take 99% of matches seriously

No doubt. It’s too convenient

Where tf does all the grease on a cheese pizza come from?
It’s just tomato bread and cheese

this song, viva la vida, untouched, call me maybe, a thousand miles are all perfect songs. they all have string arrangements. i hope to one day create a song i deem "perfect" that has a memorable string section

I wish I could filter out every Trump supporter, every golden retriever seeker, every materialistic person, every new age hippie and every gym rat off my feed

Maybe I should become a gym rat though

Lmao I get this idea every 2 weeks

Still haven’t been to the gym since July 4 what am I paying money for

I Have so Much F***ing laundry to do bro

Seeing fineshit Saturday

When skimmer calls you back and tells you to your face how refarted you are.

My phone just needs to update and the one pools invoice wasn’t sending because I supposedly never had a price put in for them

Got a new match we’re back for a couple days until we’re not

Just sent a fire shot on hinge as well

She had a pic with some Taco Bell and I just came up with “they call me Baja cuz I’m a blast at midnight”

😭 only me

For this one I sent “bubba sparxxx starts playing” because she had a pic climbing and her booty looked good af 😩

She hits back “🍑🍑 meowww cat dad”
F***

I said “I love being daddy” and invited her on a date cuz you gotta pull these triggers quick I guess before they lose interest in 20 minutes

A quick goodbye to the most hateful, hurtful, nasty place I could ever imagine on the internet. KTT2. It has been a horrible experience from day one. So many haters and no way to stop them. It's just a horrible, terrible place with endless drama that ended up making me dread just sitting at my own computer. So good riddance KTT2. You have failed. I for one, will never be back.

got them cacs fuming

Imagine sitting at a computer to browse ktt

Asked a Christian if I should start a religion because I just took a miraculous s***

have you tried not having a feed