Then I’ll have 0% chance of feeling the touch of a woman

not true!

May have secured a phone number and seems interested in date…..next week 🚬🫩

There’s just no chance I make it to next week.

@Slapfiendd top3 most entertaining poster

Bro u need a tv show

This nigga deadass spend 97% of his waking life dedicated to b****es

Like how do u function

We are polar opposites cus i jus dubbed a girl 3 seconds ago

I have multiple tv show and movie ideas

I mean a show dedicated to ur life

Them tinder stories got me rolling

Well I just unmatched like 5 chicks

And honestly Yall saw a side of me this year when I was getting with that goth chick that hasn’t come out since 2016

I need to tap into my inner simp this girl was cute an i jus looked at her an looked away as she smiled at me

Bro you can interact with women it’s ok

Simping is just giving them way too much effort

Also that sounds more like autism

Highlight of my day right here

Im jus talkin s*** bro, tbh i rather be u than me, my problem is more problematic

Yea im just stuck in a pattern of behavior that is very antisocial

This is how I feel too

James bind casted

^ mr b****es on this page

You ever hear how some people tell a story about what happened to them and they always tell it from when the s*** started to pop off and the bad energy sounds like it was always one sided from the other person, like nah man, what did YOU say for it to get to that point

Today I learned Obama speaks some indonesian

What’s frying me is the “uhhh” right before he says something like “ulang kan pun mi” then the big grin

Damn I guess his mom married an Indonesian and he moved there for a few years as a kid

I like how besides a private bathroom at this job, there’s also a bathroom in the back that’s more like a public washroom. Went there to take a s***

Like the private bathroom is like a few feet away from my desk I don’t want ppl to hear me ripping ass

bruh something i ordered as a christmas gift for my cousin LAST YEAR just arrived i member when b**** asses pushed back the expected order date i had to scramble with a backup gift