When I wake up at 4am tired af with a full bladder and go to the bathroom, ain’t no way I’m standing dawg....

I be doing it too in the AM tbh

afternoon to night time it’s all standing though

It makes you feel like a b****...if you're a dude

It’s just not ok.

wake ya ass up and stand up & pee

who said it was ever bad?, i do it when i'm tired as s***

or if i have a hard on

its take more time to sit down

When you're drunk it's the only way

how drunk im wroking up there

Nothing at all, mate.

if it's that early/late i'm standing n leaning my head against the wall

unless i'm somewhere public

Post nut piss tends to fork so its better to sit sometimes

It's counterintuitive your meat hits the rim

dudes who pee standing dont have to clean their own toilet

Why shoot the 3 if u can slam dunk

I pee sitting down at home for optimal meme time .

bars

I only do that when I’m half sleep in the morning lol

sitting down to pee

I'll f***ing whip my d*** out and start shooting before i even enter the bathroom

Nothing. You don’t have to aim. and you have both hands free to use your phone.

Sitting down to pee while brushing your teeth hits