Or their toilets are nasty

I pee sitting down at home most of the time; definitely standing if I’m not home tho

There’s nothing wrong with it, men are just insecure. (Unless you were in prison and it’s a PTSD thing.)

I feel like a b**** doing it but I mainly sit down nowadays cus I f***ing hate missing when it goes everywhere

This is the way. Always sit down on the toilet at home, feels cleaner and classier.

Never ever putting my ass on a toilet seat that isn’t in my house.

im not sitting down anywhere f*** that

its. also pretty yucky to sit on.a toilet seat other ppl been on

the other day i decided to take a piss sitting on the toilet, but facing the toilet. so i was basically straddling the toilet.

never again.

how do you even miss

just stand a little closer

some people arent short

never tried butters style

peeing while standing up is gross
if you do it in your shorts you can feel the pee splash onto your leg

now who tf drinks their own pee?

hm , but how does that change anything

just stand like above it

why'd you care about what i'm doing in the bathroom

You can’t always be 100% accurate, and the lower the toilet the more difficult it is

Like sometimes you think it’s going into the water but it ends up going off to the side, so you gotta adjust your aim

Then you have to clean that s*** up afterwards

Dudes making fun of sitting just have fragile masculinity

I pee sitting down most of the time and still pull more hoes than you

you fr a wimp if u sitting down

be a man, stand tall, drop ur pants and underwear to ur ankles, pull ur shirt up and hold it there with ur chin and pee with some f***ing dignity

Even when I recently got circumcised and I had no control at all over my stream, I stood up to pee. Yall are something else foh with that "When I'm tired" s*** It doesn't even make sense, yall peeing against the rim unless you pointing your s*** down with one hand. That or yall got inconceivably small winkies

This is always how the weird kids in elementary would be at the urinals

You’d walk into the bathroom and be blinded their bare ass, like ain’t nobody trying to see that s***

this what I do to save time

just to get out the bathroom and watch The Wire for the 3rd time

I have full on spit toothpaste on my d*** but otherwise it’s goat