Listened to my director
Told a side chick I love her.
Damn bro, the p**** must’ve been outstanding
I was high playing soccer with friends in the streets.
Ball goes under a parked car, a friend jokingly says "Somebody move the car" when he fails to reach the ball so I go and try to move the car
I was in computer lab in 6th grade, searching up curse words on google and my friend suggested "big oobs" (stg I didnt even know what that meant) so I searched it up and the teacher suddenly got up and walked over to us, then he yelled at me in front of the whole class about how I've been searching up curse words ever since we walked into class and that the whole class will be banned from the computer lab since I was also searched up something inappropriate words. Never been so embarrassed
I was high playing soccer with friends in the streets.
Ball goes under a parked car, a friend jokingly says "Somebody move the car" when he fails to reach the ball so I go and try to move the car
while he was still under it?
while he was still under it?
He tried to take the ball with his hands, stood up and said that.
I went to the car and tried to move the car by raising it up with my bare hands
He tried to take the ball with his hands, stood up and said that.
I went to the car and tried to move the car by raising it up with my bare hands
I thought you meant move it as in drive the car a few feet, but that's even worse lmao
I thought you meant move it as in drive the car a few feet, but that's even worse lmao
It was a random car parked in the streets
There is another story of 14 years old me in love with a girl.
Talking with her with few people around in the neighborhood, her friend ask me why I like her and what I feel and I say "My heart beats faster when I see her"
He tried to take the ball with his hands, stood up and said that.
I went to the car and tried to move the car by raising it up with my bare hands
oh you meant high high
It was a random car parked in the streets
There is another story of 14 years old me in love with a girl.
Talking with her with few people around in the neighborhood, her friend ask me why I like her and what I feel and I say "My heart beats faster when I see her"
you really got a lot of moments lmaoo
It was a random car parked in the streets
There is another story of 14 years old me in love with a girl.
Talking with her with few people around in the neighborhood, her friend ask me why I like her and what I feel and I say "My heart beats faster when I see her"
too smooth
you really got a lot of moments lmaoo
There was this other time older friends(in their 20s/early 30s) took me to a street prostitute at 14 around midnight during weekday in winter.
I thought they were joking so I get in the car, we actually go there(beginning of the highway) and they pay me the prostitute.
I start f***ing the prostitute while they in the car watching and cheering me telling me to slap her ass and s***.
Blue lights, cops come by, prostitute run away, I start following her with my jeans and boxer off and condom still on with the d*** hard.
I run away to go back to the neighborhood from the highway, I realize my pants and boxer are off halfway when car start honking while I run.
There was this other time older friends(in their 20s/early 30s) took me to a street prostitute at 14 around midnight during weekday in winter.
I thought they were joking so I get in the car, we actually go there(beginning of the highway) and they pay me the prostitute.
I start f***ing the prostitute while they in the car watching and cheering me telling me to slap her ass and s***.
Blue lights, cops come by, prostitute run away, I start following her with my jeans and boxer off and condom still on with the d*** hard.
I run away to go back to the neighborhood from the highway, I realize my pants and boxer are off halfway when car start honking while I run.
Story’s keep escalating
Idk if this is embarrassing or not but I was 17 out, drunk with a friend in a pizzeria at the center of the city to take random slices of pizza that they sell because we were drunk and hungry.
Two guys around my age pass in front of us and other clients to take what they want, my friend complains about it and they tell him to shut up.
I'm drunk I basically tell them in italian "who the f*** are you?stay in your lane, d***head" and they tell us they're gonna beat us up.
They take their orders, we take ours, we await them close to the pizzeria while we eating.
They come back with 5 more dudes holding scooters' helmets, we fight in front of everybody, the worst thing was getting an helmet shot to the head from behind while I was fighting
I think the embarrassing part was fighting in front of everybody in the heart of the city
When sagging was a thing I was doing it and somebody pantsd me
Was a tremendous L