My life

Double texted once

I farted literally while sitting in the middle of the classroom back in like 4th grade

Bro everyone heard it’s like I was on display

Everyone just started laughing and liked me even more

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man I remember in high gym class mfers loved pantsing dudes boxers and all while dudes would be midway taking off/putting on their shirts

s*** had me shook thank god I wasn’t the type to get picked on

was a huge e-tard freshmen year of college and I needed money for d**** so I called my mom and told her I had a gf and needed money for a date and I guess my mom told my lil sister cause she posted “hey mom told me you have a gf now! happy for you :)” on my Facebook and it was on my page for almost a full day before I saw it and told my sis to delete it. S*** was so embarrassing cause my college friends knew I ain’t have no girl at the time so they were prolly like wtf when they seen my fb lol smh

I got whooped in front of my class for calling the teacher a ugly b****. Pants down too, i was either rocking my digimon briefs or the spiderman joints

Learning our ABCs in class and i was the only nigga who thought leminopee was a single letter, i got teased that whole day

How did they react lmao

Basically the outro to That Power by cg.

Link?

Farted two feet in front of a customer

S*** my pants in class

Nearly vomited on a table at TGI Friday’s.

You should’ve sliced her achilles tendon as revenge for snitching on you

Sneezed on my shirt during class with snot dripping out of my nose

Nothing too bad, probably just being nervous in front of the class in 4th grade and forgetting half my presentation