Today I went to KFC, said I want a 20 piece, all dark meat, all original.

This b**** gon immediately say “Absolutely not”.

No “Sorry we can’t do that.”, no explanation why they can’t do it, (Cause it’s never been a problem.) jus straight to “Absolutely not.”

I’m still laughing about it tbh I’ll smack that dumb hoe. Took my ass to Popeye’s.

S*** inspired this thread tho let’s hear them stories.

Imagine eating any of that s***

😋🤗 KFC is great. had some td

Your first mistake was choosing KFC in the first place. Popeyes >>>

I agree. I ain’t had KFC in the longest and jus wanted to switch it up for the one time instead of Popeye’s. This what I get lmfao.

Idk what it is but kfc ain’t been poppin like that since I was a kid.

I went thru my local wendys drive thru and i pulled up to the window greeted by an employee pointing her gun in my face and she says “unlock the car” so i do, and then another wendys employee hopped in my passenger seat, also pointing a gun in my face. He told me to drive to the burger king across the street and crash through the front window. I did it, and I passed out, I woke up in a jail cell and the wendys employees got away scot free

Honestly they have a lot of room for improvement over there at wendys

U lost going to that kfc with they flabby ass chicken.

Wtf is dark meat?

A friend used to always get meatball marinara at subway on flatbread and one place round the corner specifically refused to serve it over and over again cos meatballs dont go with that bread choice lol

Lmaooo the cashier had to be a teenager. Too funny

My homie & I were at McDonald’s at 2 AM, and my friend ordered a sausage McMuffin meal with a large OJ.. and the cashier goes “sorry we can’t do large drink sizes for breakfast orders”

You can’t give a Large-sized drink at the biggest fast food restaurant chain in the world?

Was at DIA for an early flight to NY. Most resturaunts were closed, but this one french cafe was open. Ordered a coffee and a sandwhich, got them both, munched em down and got ready to leave.

I then proceeded to wait a literal hour for my check. The waitresses were laughing at the bar seating area as my flight got closer and closer. Literally was waving at em lmao.

Finally just said f*** it and walked out. Got halfway down the hall before they ran after me. Finally got my check and left a 0 dollar tip for the first time of my life.

Thread renegade.

Bro you don’t know what dark meat is?

This guy once told me they were out of napkins at a f***in TGI Friday's

don't eat meat but even when i did as a kid i don't remember ever hearing that term

Dark meat is chicken thighs/legs. Hue is darker than white meat which is breasts/wings

that makes sense thanks for the explanation

Cant say. But I use to pretend I didnt speak english when a customer asked me something or if I wanted to end the convo early Id say "I'll check if we have it in stock", go in the back and take a nap on the boxes.

Had to call corporate one time cause KFC was f***ing with my bread smh

Got a $15 gift card sent to me for a $7 f*** up tho

some dude robbed the place lol
edit: i read title wrong lol