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  • Nov 2, 2019
    DEL_245

    It was a "slump buster" apparently lmao

  • Nov 2, 2019
    BVL

    This is my virginity story, happened this year too.

    So in the car with her, start making out. She wants to have sex, so im like down and excited cuz its my first time. So I decide to do missionary in the car which is a terrible idea. P**** is in. Get a few pumps in. Then she asks "have you been tested" Im like "yea" (I never been). She says "when's the last time" im like "umm idk" she's like "how do you not know?" Then I started panicking and finally said "im a virgin" I could tell the vibe was off now, it was awk af. I went soft immediately. Tried to stick it back in but I couldn't. So I can tell she was done but she felt bad so she decided to give me head. I still couldn't get hard. Its been like 10 mins and im at a semi chub. I felt so bad and I could tell she wants to leave. So im like f*** it I need my nut. I just started jacking off right there and I finally came in her mouth.

  • Nov 2, 2019
    BVL

    This is my virginity story, happened this year too.

    So in the car with her, start making out. She wants to have sex, so im like down and excited cuz its my first time. So I decide to do missionary in the car which is a terrible idea. P**** is in. Get a few pumps in. Then she asks "have you been tested" Im like "yea" (I never been). She says "when's the last time" im like "umm idk" she's like "how do you not know?" Then I started panicking and finally said "im a virgin" I could tell the vibe was off now, it was awk af. I went soft immediately. Tried to stick it back in but I couldn't. So I can tell she was done but she felt bad so she decided to give me head. I still couldn't get hard. Its been like 10 mins and im at a semi chub. I felt so bad and I could tell she wants to leave. So im like f*** it I need my nut. I just started jacking off right there and I finally came in her mouth.

    this should've stayed behind on KTT1 vro...
    don't tell ppl this story

  • Nov 2, 2019
    BVL

    This is my virginity story, happened this year too.

    So in the car with her, start making out. She wants to have sex, so im like down and excited cuz its my first time. So I decide to do missionary in the car which is a terrible idea. P**** is in. Get a few pumps in. Then she asks "have you been tested" Im like "yea" (I never been). She says "when's the last time" im like "umm idk" she's like "how do you not know?" Then I started panicking and finally said "im a virgin" I could tell the vibe was off now, it was awk af. I went soft immediately. Tried to stick it back in but I couldn't. So I can tell she was done but she felt bad so she decided to give me head. I still couldn't get hard. Its been like 10 mins and im at a semi chub. I felt so bad and I could tell she wants to leave. So im like f*** it I need my nut. I just started jacking off right there and I finally came in her mouth.

  • Nov 2, 2019
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    bloom

    Lmao. Prayers to your past self b

    Shouldve just said you’re a virgin cuz who cares. Say it confidently too

    “Who cares” lol girls will clown you if tell them you’re a virgin lol. They wanna know you can/have f***ed other girls. Experience is key f*** all that feel good bs.

    You shouldn’t hate yourself for not having s***before but I def wouldn’t tell a girl you want to date/fuck that, makes you lose face imo.

  • Nov 2, 2019
    Murda

    “Who cares” lol girls will clown you if tell them you’re a virgin lol. They wanna know you can/have f***ed other girls. Experience is key f*** all that feel good bs.

    You shouldn’t hate yourself for not having s***before but I def wouldn’t tell a girl you want to date/fuck that, makes you lose face imo.

    Bro if ur being ur realest self no cap is ever necessary

  • Nov 2, 2019
    Murda

    “Who cares” lol girls will clown you if tell them you’re a virgin lol. They wanna know you can/have f***ed other girls. Experience is key f*** all that feel good bs.

    You shouldn’t hate yourself for not having s***before but I def wouldn’t tell a girl you want to date/fuck that, makes you lose face imo.

    I’m not a virgin but would definitely rather not f*** anyone who’s gonna clown me for my true self. They don’t deserve this d***

  • Nov 2, 2019

    will post later...at work bruh

  • Nayuta 🌑
    Nov 2, 2019
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    Was the first and last time I f***ed a chubby chick, was an asian girl from tinder that was here for a concert, she looked 20 pounds less chubby in her pics than she did in person first of all. I had never hit a chubby b**** so I wanted to see the hype for myself, anyway I go to her hotel we talk for like 5 minutes and she starts giving me head. She get on the bed on all fours and a few strokes in a strong dookie smell just hits my nose and it's f***ing me up So I'm just hitting it trying to hold my breath, thinking to myself how I can get outta here cuz I couldn't deal with that smell. So ultimately I get her to just suck me up and come up with some bullshit excuse for why I gotta leave immediately, while she tryna convince me to stay a bit longer

  • Nov 2, 2019
    Chip Skylark

    This:

    https://www.kanyetothe.com/forum/index.php?topic=570969.0

    Classic LOL

  • Nov 2, 2019

    Fell asleep on a girl

  • Nov 2, 2019
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    Chip Skylark

    This:

    https://www.kanyetothe.com/forum/index.php?topic=570969.0

    Do you have ptsd from that?

  • Nov 2, 2019
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    Blew some random dude in a trailer park lol

  • Nov 2, 2019
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    DAVIDP

    Do you have ptsd from that?

    sometimes I forget it even happened until someone brings it back up

  • Nov 2, 2019
    Old Head

    im in a asian phase right nowbro f*** witme

    Once you fw a asian, you'll always wanna deal w one. For me anyway

  • Nov 2, 2019
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    Tgtkftiwb19

    Blew some random dude in a trailer park lol

    You gay?

  • Nov 2, 2019
    Chip Skylark

    sometimes I forget it even happened until someone brings it back up

  • Nov 2, 2019
    DAVIDP

    You gay?

    Obviously lol

  • Nov 2, 2019

    imagine losing your virginity

  • Nov 2, 2019
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    once had s***with a girl that said 'hurry up and c***im already finished and it hurts to do any more' after like 2 minutes

    that's not a brag btw it actually happened and was so disappointing

  • Nov 2, 2019
    BVL

    This is my virginity story, happened this year too.

    So in the car with her, start making out. She wants to have sex, so im like down and excited cuz its my first time. So I decide to do missionary in the car which is a terrible idea. P**** is in. Get a few pumps in. Then she asks "have you been tested" Im like "yea" (I never been). She says "when's the last time" im like "umm idk" she's like "how do you not know?" Then I started panicking and finally said "im a virgin" I could tell the vibe was off now, it was awk af. I went soft immediately. Tried to stick it back in but I couldn't. So I can tell she was done but she felt bad so she decided to give me head. I still couldn't get hard. Its been like 10 mins and im at a semi chub. I felt so bad and I could tell she wants to leave. So im like f*** it I need my nut. I just started jacking off right there and I finally came in her mouth.

    oh hell no

  • Nov 2, 2019
    scoop

    once had s***with a girl that said 'hurry up and c***im already finished and it hurts to do any more' after like 2 minutes

    that's not a brag btw it actually happened and was so disappointing

    Damn

  • flackojodye

    This thread a mess

  • Nov 2, 2019
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    yeezist

    I f***ed a hooker

    lmao same, never again

    JUST KIDDING, i might do that s*** again