when i was livin in Japan I traveled a while on a train to shawty's hometown when her parents were away. I had been workin on this girl for a while.

We get there, chillin, dinner, movie, makin a night of it. Time comes to smash and she's like "i'm on my period". I'd only had s***like 3 times prior so this is new to me. But i got condoms so I say f*** it, and she was mad down.

IDK if it was that Japanese pussé or the blood makin it warmer or what, but I bust in like 60 secs

And normally i'd take it on the chin and start lickin that click till she do the macerena, but i ain't about to eat no PMS pussé.

Worst part is she was SOOO nice about it. I'd rather she'd have been b****y bc then I'd just be like "don't try to bring me down Hoe, I'll show you next time " But when she was nice about it just made it worse

Wat

with a girl from germany. yall don't need details about it
german girls are weak af

was virgin, stupid 16 year old
was dating this popular hot senior at the time, few months before prom
was lowkey crazy, hadn’t smashed yet but she would give that dome where u know she got daddy issues and future mental disorder
prom night comes, she black and got my lanky white ass in a white tux looking translucent
she gets dummy drunk
go back to a mutual friends crib
they all in this room partying, she take me in adjacent room
no furniture, completely empty sans that trash ass apartment carpeting
throws me on floor, i only had a few drinks and basically totally sober
starts making out wit me and undoing my pants
pop a boner despite the weird rape vibes
starts aggressively dry grinding my d***t
ask this freak if she has a condom, ofc she doesn’t
not on birth control either
holds my arms down to start riding me cowgirl
scratchy carpet hurting my back
gets some pumps in against my will, realize my virgin ass bout to nut in this crazy broad imminently
she drunk asf don’t realize how i’m feeling at all
i feel the c***rising thru my d***
push her off me wit the the swiftness and wriggle free
play the white knight card
tell her “i think you want to remember our first time and not be this drunk”
she seems upset but i’m not tryna catch a rape charge my first time f***ing, nor have a baby wit this loony tune
we go back to the main room after being trapped in that empty room for like 20 minutes
get drunk and go home

so basically my weirdest time was also my first in which this b**** almost raped me but i settled for getting “edged” instead lol

also one time she tried to get me to eat her p**** while we were watching harry potter in the basement and her super religious grandma was upstairs in the kitchen wit the door open

what would jesus think

bump these mad funny

Wait a minute, what the hell is a recessed chin that leads to bleeding???

Nah like he smashed her and she bled on his d***. Said blood exploded out of her vagina too HAHAHA

Should’ve done it. She’d get in trouble not you 💀

knowing her wild ass she woulda been exaggerating the moans and s*** on purpose and i aint tryna get ran out the house by a granny wit a broom while i still got p**** juice on my lips

Granny would’ve thrown holy water on y’all

"Hold em down honey, let mama have some"

bust in her hair ???

that’s how she got her hair to dread, from just the thousands of nuts clumping and holding them locks together

@lovecats

"Deaf though, meaning she cant hear"

SON !!!! LMAOOOOOOOO

What the f*** chip

she kinda cute

This dude when I was 15 or 16, hella cute super funny. He was a friend of a friend. Added me on myspace and we started talking. We’d stay up all night on the phone. I was really digging him. Skipped school one day and he came to pick me up and brought me back to his place. He was soo damn nervous and shy so it was real awkward but once we smoked an L he started to loosen up a bit
Any way we’re all snuggled up in his lil bed in the basement and he starts putting the moves on me
He gets the condom on.. and I s*** you not... he cums. Did not even penetrate me. He was so embarrassed and I just kept telling him it was okay but.. yeah things just fizzled out after that lol. we talked a little longer but never hung out again.

missionary on a milf in ah hotel

ate her p**** on her period no blood

went on top and started busting and blood all over the sheets

pulled out and blood dripped out on the side of the bed

WILD blood was so red nigga

reading about another man's s***experience

couple days I go I was f***ing this semi ugly girl cause I was h**** as hell and all of a sudden when I look down I see blood so I'm like damn is this b**** on her period?? I pull out and tell her I saw blood and she's like it's not me and while I'm looking down at her I see a drop of blood coming from my d*** and I panicked and s*** just got super awk cause since when do niggas have periods???? told her to go home and I laid in my bed crying for 30 minutes :(

my weewee still hurts