Are y’all flexers?

2 of my closest niggas insist on it and it makes my blood boil cos I honestly find it pointless lol.

Am I missing something?

I’d like to think I’m a good looking dude, pretty tall too so just dress good and have a good night?

Or does the ego s*** actually do s*** in the club?

I get it if you’re like a d*** dealer with a roley who can splurge that in a night but if you’re a regular dude I think you should just stay in your lane

did it once in boston, it was whatever tbh. dont frequent clubs as much as bars so not my expertise in the bottle buying game as most.

i dont think it attracts any woman though unless you aggressive with it. and any woman that does flock just cause they see a bottle prob aint one you wanna mess with.

I’ve got friends damn near 30 who aren’t rich but wanna look like meek mill it pisses me off

for a mark up of 400%?

Financially it just doesn't make sense.. like buying candy at the movies.

pregame before

buy a couple rounds inside

have everyone else buy a couple rounds

that’s a good night of drinking

imagine wasting money on a club

POPPIN BOTTLES IN THE ICE

Only ppl I knew who ever did that are:

• sons of corrupt politicians
• scammers
• dealers
• regular niggas with an overdraft and repossessed car

So stupid

Tbh any place with bottle service is hit or miss when it comes to the vibe

People that go out just to act too cool to socialize or dance are absolutely WOAT

Yep this how u do it

I’ve done it a few times.

It’s only for flexing. Nice to have a table tho. I never liked it too much tbh.

Equivalent of mating rituals in the animal kingdom

If I speak...

I’ve done it with a group where we all pitched in

Please speak, I’ll probably agree with you

Yeah he a scammer

Other dude idolises the sons of corrupt politicians. And forex traders.

I don’t get wild materialism, won’t bring you joy. Most of these niggas ugly anyway.

Just love what you have

never worth it

buy bottles and pregame before then sip on some drinks at the club but don’t waste 300+ on a bottle that you can get for 30 at your local liquor store

Nah cause the people that join you fake as hell

waste of money imo

Clubs so predatory in every way

@op I prefer not to buy them but I still want them.

So I have a solution.

Wait until the club is having a very highly publicized night.

Get in with 3 of your friends (preferably needs at least one female and someone in the media)

Pretend you do not know them whatsoever.

Wait a few hours into the night until inebriation begins to set in over the setting.

Once that's done find someone who's incredibly distracted. Steal their drink and slither through the crowd as fast as you possibly can.

Once you're on the other side of the club wait in a dark corner for eyes to be completely off you. Blend in.

Take out a roofie and slip into the drink (trust me this works)

Once done go to the front of club where the most people are, make sure your crew is waiting with a signal or mostly discretionary hand signal.

Chug the drink like it's no tomorrow and then immediately buy one more.
As soon as you start feeling drowsy, violently throw yourself into the bar or the first open seat you can find.

Your crew will run up and cause a huge scene saying the club is at fault for getting you d***ged.

Make sure female friend is loud AF and will smack a b****. Her energy will radiate throughout the black community inciting some bull s***.

Your friend in the media asks for the manager and threatens to write this story and frame them in an incredibly negative light.

When you come to you should have a pass for free drinks at the club for at least a couple months.

This has worked twice with a 66.6% success rate and that's only because I couldn't swipe the drink the first time.

Essentially you will save hundreds of dollars on drinks and you will have learned the valuable lesson that you will never achieve greatness in this life without risks.

it can be "worth it" sometimes when you have a big enough group, but doing it to flex is just clown behaviour