Nov 22, 2022Not against it, but would never do it myself
Nov 22, 2022·1 reply
Bo Ceephus@op I prefer not to buy them but I still want them.
So I have a solution.
Wait until the club is having a very highly publicized night.
Get in with 3 of your friends (preferably needs at least one female and someone in the media)
Pretend you do not know them whatsoever.
Wait a few hours into the night until inebriation begins to set in over the setting.
Once that's done find someone who's incredibly distracted. Steal their drink and slither through the crowd as fast as you possibly can.
Once you're on the other side of the club wait in a dark corner for eyes to be completely off you. Blend in.
Take out a roofie and slip into the drink (trust me this works)
Once done go to the front of club where the most people are, make sure your crew is waiting with a signal or mostly discretionary hand signal.
Chug the drink like it's no tomorrow and then immediately buy one more.
As soon as you start feeling drowsy, violently throw yourself into the bar or the first open seat you can find.Your crew will run up and cause a huge scene saying the club is at fault for getting you d***ged.
Make sure female friend is loud AF and will smack a b****. Her energy will radiate throughout the black community inciting some bull s***.
Your friend in the media asks for the manager and threatens to write this story and frame them in an incredibly negative light.
When you come to you should have a pass for free drinks at the club for at least a couple months.
This has worked twice with a 66.6% success rate and that's only because I couldn't swipe the drink the first time.
Essentially you will save hundreds of dollars on drinks and you will have learned the valuable lesson that you will never achieve greatness in this life without risks.
Very unhinged post
But I respect the effort
Nov 22, 2022bottle service and sections is the worst thing to happen to clubs, its no fun
Nov 22, 2022you was at the club
- Nov 22, 2022DaParkDog
Very unhinged post
But I respect the effort
My mental illness likes to kick in around the holidays.
Nov 22, 2022If you got it flaunt it
Nov 22, 2022·1 reply
Mac Wit Da CheeseI’ve done it with a group where we all pitched in
Oh lord
Nov 22, 2022I haven't done it but I waste money on all kinds of bullshit so it'll probably happen at some point.
- Nov 22, 2022
They wasting money on a mild flex itt
Nov 22, 2022
Nov 22, 2022
nightingalexoOnly ppl I knew who ever did that are:
- sons of corrupt politicians
- scammers
- dealers
- regular niggas with an overdraft and repossessed car
realest s*** i’ve seen all year
- Nov 22, 2022·1 reply
S***'s embarrassing
- Nov 22, 2022
if you actually drinking it then sure but if its just too flex then why.
Your friends know you enough to have a sense of how much money you got and why flex on your friends. The hoes can tell if you just spent all your moeny on a bottle
- Nov 22, 2022eye contact
Oh lord
It’s just so we don’t have to go to the bar to buy drinks
- Nov 22, 2022
every weekend my friends are talking bout “yo we’re all throwing down for a table this weekend” and it pisses me off cause it is the biggest waste of money I could imagine. standing on a table all night drinking out of a $400 750ml of vodka smh.
I always have more fun on the dance floor with a drink in my hand than looking down at everyone from a table.
Nov 22, 2022DEL634S***'s embarrassing
This for real. mandem would rather buy bottles than pay their mothers rent for a month. Clown s***.
Nov 22, 2022Dumb as f***
- Nov 22, 2022polopolo90
Please speak, I’ll probably agree with you
They goofies tryna flex their "money"
- Nov 22, 2022
Pretty ToneyClubs so predatory in every way
Honestly
Nov 22, 2022for ugly niggas
Nov 22, 2022
This is BowPeople that go out just to act too cool to socialize or dance are absolutely WOAT
e t 👽Nov 23, 2022Depends on the club but buying bottles is >>>>>>>
you get a table, table service, and someplace to sit and chill. imagine waiting in line for a drink
I could see not liking it if u broke
Nov 23, 2022I can see it for a celebration if you with a party more than 4 but it’s a waste of money
Nov 23, 2022if you're doing it to flex it's pretty stupid
but if you don't club often I can see it being worth it. No line, no waits at the bar, private section. Some merit if it's a one off
