What do u disclose over text? Do u specify what ur buying? Just realized I might be too open about what I'm looking for. They havent complained yet but I feel like I might need to stick to 'hi' and 'bye'
Personally I always just call but if he’s not complaining don’t worry too much until he say something, if at all.
I'm always hyperspecific like "Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? Can I also get 3 different pics of your b**** any position. Also, can i get just a normal pic or your p**** from the front and one where it's spread a bit open. Can i get a picture of you fingering yourself? Can i get a pic of your p**** and ass from behind in one shot? Can i also get a pic your full front body in just your bra and panties? And can I get a pic of your ass while your panties are all up? Can I also get a pic of your b**** while you're in the shower? For the rest of the pics can you just send whatever sexy things you want? For the videos can i get a video of you twerking in just really short shorts? And one of you fingering yourself? One of you actually cumming? Also, can i get one of you playing with your t*** while not wearing a shirt?"
I'm always hyperspecific like "Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? Can I also get 3 different pics of your b**** any position. Also, can i get just a normal pic or your p**** from the front and one where it's spread a bit open. Can i get a picture of you fingering yourself? Can i get a pic of your p**** and ass from behind in one shot? Can i also get a pic your full front body in just your bra and panties? And can I get a pic of your ass while your panties are all up? Can I also get a pic of your b**** while you're in the shower? For the rest of the pics can you just send whatever sexy things you want? For the videos can i get a video of you twerking in just really short shorts? And one of you fingering yourself? One of you actually cumming? Also, can i get one of you playing with your t*** while not wearing a shirt?"
Wtf nigga
Wtf nigga
You laugh but he’s the last one who will be caught slipping by the feds :ninja:
I'm always hyperspecific like "Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? Can I also get 3 different pics of your b**** any position. Also, can i get just a normal pic or your p**** from the front and one where it's spread a bit open. Can i get a picture of you fingering yourself? Can i get a pic of your p**** and ass from behind in one shot? Can i also get a pic your full front body in just your bra and panties? And can I get a pic of your ass while your panties are all up? Can I also get a pic of your b**** while you're in the shower? For the rest of the pics can you just send whatever sexy things you want? For the videos can i get a video of you twerking in just really short shorts? And one of you fingering yourself? One of you actually cumming? Also, can i get one of you playing with your t*** while not wearing a shirt?"
"hey can I get a 20 today"
What do u disclose over text? Do u specify what ur buying? Just realized I might be too open about what I'm looking for. They havent complained yet but I feel like I might need to stick to 'hi' and 'bye'
depends on the dealer and what they are selling
if it’s just weed then Idgaf ima be blatant about it but that’s prolly cause I’m in cali
Dealers who sell big amounts of harder d**** might want you to be lowkey about or if they smart they prolly have burner phones for d*** talk.
had a coke dealer who was prolly using his own shut cause he was super paranoid all the time and would tell me to text “hey can you tutor me today? (He was a uc Berkeley student lol) I have x amount of tests to study” and the x would be number of grams of coke u wanted lol
had one lil homie who came back from la and became a meth head weed dealer. hands down the funniest paranoid d*** deal ever. Dude told me to meet him at a park parking lot so I drive there and see his car and park next to him. He calls me and says “don’t get in my car I put your weed under a rock next to the lamppost across the parking lot mfer all this for an 1/8 of weed
mfer think he Scarface or something
depends on the dealer and what they are selling
if it’s just weed then Idgaf ima be blatant about it but that’s prolly cause I’m in cali
Dealers who sell big amounts of harder d**** might want you to be lowkey about or if they smart they prolly have burner phones for d*** talk.
had a coke dealer who was prolly using his own shut cause he was super paranoid all the time and would tell me to text “hey can you tutor me today? (He was a uc Berkeley student lol) I have x amount of tests to study” and the x would be number of grams of coke u wanted lol
had one lil homie who came back from la and became a meth head weed dealer. hands down the funniest paranoid d*** deal ever. Dude told me to meet him at a park parking lot so I drive there and see his car and park next to him. He calls me and says “don’t get in my car I put your weed under a rock next to the lamppost across the parking lot mfer all this for an 1/8 of weed
mfer think he Scarface or something
I'm always hyperspecific like "Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? Can I also get 3 different pics of your b**** any position. Also, can i get just a normal pic or your p**** from the front and one where it's spread a bit open. Can i get a picture of you fingering yourself? Can i get a pic of your p**** and ass from behind in one shot? Can i also get a pic your full front body in just your bra and panties? And can I get a pic of your ass while your panties are all up? Can I also get a pic of your b**** while you're in the shower? For the rest of the pics can you just send whatever sexy things you want? For the videos can i get a video of you twerking in just really short shorts? And one of you fingering yourself? One of you actually cumming? Also, can i get one of you playing with your t*** while not wearing a shirt?"
that p**** is 100% guaranteed yours if you send a girl this in her dm. Works every single time.
depends on the dealer and what they are selling
if it’s just weed then Idgaf ima be blatant about it but that’s prolly cause I’m in cali
Dealers who sell big amounts of harder d**** might want you to be lowkey about or if they smart they prolly have burner phones for d*** talk.
had a coke dealer who was prolly using his own shut cause he was super paranoid all the time and would tell me to text “hey can you tutor me today? (He was a uc Berkeley student lol) I have x amount of tests to study” and the x would be number of grams of coke u wanted lol
had one lil homie who came back from la and became a meth head weed dealer. hands down the funniest paranoid d*** deal ever. Dude told me to meet him at a park parking lot so I drive there and see his car and park next to him. He calls me and says “don’t get in my car I put your weed under a rock next to the lamppost across the parking lot mfer all this for an 1/8 of weed
mfer think he Scarface or something
wtf nigga put it under a rock
Thxs for quoting me btw I totally forgot I made this thread lol
wtf nigga put it under a rock
Thxs for quoting me btw I totally forgot I made this thread lol
yeah bro meth users be tweakin mad paranoid over nothing n s*** lol
ur dealer sound like a b**** tbh
"hey can I get a 20 today"
Literally this
Sum of y’all be paranoid fr, I got one time a “lemme get 20 tamales” I was like wtf, just text normal it ain’t that serious
"You on?"
"Cool. Can I slide?"
"Word, can I get x amount (i.e 1g, a ball, zip, etc)?"
Pretty straightforward.. neither of us are moving real weight like that, so I don't think it's too serious.
Literally this
Sum of y’all be paranoid fr, I got one time a “lemme get 20 tamales” I was like wtf, just text normal it ain’t that serious
dudes still movin like this over weed like it’s the 90s