“My dearest compatriot,
I hope this message finds ye well.
It is with a sullen heart, and a widened
Purse that i beseech you on this day. I
Humbly request your personage, in order
That i may strike a deal for your goods.
At the moons highest zenith, i shall wait
Between the lampposts, tucked into the
Alley, with a fistful of shillings. I pray you
Arrive safely. Godspeed”
I'm always hyperspecific like "Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? Can I also get 3 different pics of your b**** any position. Also, can i get just a normal pic or your p**** from the front and one where it's spread a bit open. Can i get a picture of you fingering yourself? Can i get a pic of your p**** and ass from behind in one shot? Can i also get a pic your full front body in just your bra and panties? And can I get a pic of your ass while your panties are all up? Can I also get a pic of your b**** while you're in the shower? For the rest of the pics can you just send whatever sexy things you want? For the videos can i get a video of you twerking in just really short shorts? And one of you fingering yourself? One of you actually cumming? Also, can i get one of you playing with your t*** while not wearing a shirt?"
I tell him how much I want then he puts it in a bag outside his house and I go pick it up if hes home or not
“My dearest compatriot,
I hope this message finds ye well.
It is with a sullen heart, and a widened
Purse that i beseech you on this day. I
Humbly request your personage, in order
That i may strike a deal for your goods.
At the moons highest zenith, i shall wait
Between the lampposts, tucked into the
Alley, with a fistful of shillings. I pray you
Arrive safely. Godspeed”
I'm always hyperspecific like "Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? Can I also get 3 different pics of your b**** any position. Also, can i get just a normal pic or your p**** from the front and one where it's spread a bit open. Can i get a picture of you fingering yourself? Can i get a pic of your p**** and ass from behind in one shot? Can i also get a pic your full front body in just your bra and panties? And can I get a pic of your ass while your panties are all up? Can I also get a pic of your b**** while you're in the shower? For the rest of the pics can you just send whatever sexy things you want? For the videos can i get a video of you twerking in just really short shorts? And one of you fingering yourself? One of you actually cumming? Also, can i get one of you playing with your t*** while not wearing a shirt?"
Crying
Literally just ask what strains he has. Let him know I need a O & how much of which. It’s not that big a deal lol
dudes still movin like this over weed like it’s the 90s
and weed is legal in most of these niggas states
i doubt anyone here lives in f***ing iowa or wherever
Yall copping 8ths and talking about plugs..
this ain't highschool we not copping eighths
Literally just ask what strains he has. Let him know I need a O & how much of which. It’s not that big a deal lol
Yea but if ur dealer is paranoid (rightfully so) they might not wanna disclose all that over text/phone
Yea but if ur dealer is paranoid (rightfully so) they might not wanna disclose all that over text/phone
Lol ain’t no rightfully so.
Both yall p**** lol and overthinking the s*** lol
Quit acting like you buying blow from Tony Montana or something