Sound like u fell in love
he was like “wanna know what I really think about the Jews”
And I said prolly not
Back in July had this older man talk to me for a good hour while we waited for our cars to be fixed up
He was a married man but a truck driver so I got a lot of stories about his affairs on the road. He was damn near in love with this one chick from Florida who he still goes to visit. Wife thinks hes working driving cross country when he called out for a week to spend time with Florida bae
Thought he was cool af in the moment but pretty f***ed up looking back on it
Pre-covid I had a gay dude at the deli ask me if I could get the best head of my life from an unlikely source would I be interested...
Shoulda asked her what was she doing after work and if she wanted to hit a bar to get a drink and vent 🤷🏾♂️
I feel you fam but she wasn’t cute. I see her up there all the time.
A couple months ago when I was out for my evening run, An old dude came up to me and gave me advice on my running form. Because of him my knees might last an extra 10-15 years
That some real s*** right here
he was like “wanna know what I really think about the Jews”
And I said prolly not
This got me dying omg imagine a stranger saying some s*** like this to you like he got wayyy too comfortable
A month ago I went to a shopping mall to get lunch quickly after buying a guitar pedal from a music store in the area and some old white guy asked if a seat at my table was taken and I said sure, he started talking about how he used to live in America and worked at NASA and s*** and how he speaks like 12 languages and how he's been to s***loads of countries for like an hour, and mentioned how the virus and nothing can stop him from keeping on pushing in life. S*** was pretty surreal but wholesome
used to be very sociable and extroverted before I started smoking weed, now I dont even wanna talk to my friends lowkey, I been on summ hikikomori s*** lately
Old people really have a talent of just talking to you out the blue about life. They can approach you and start a conversation without being awkward.....unlike how it is for people my age who try to talk to me. I need old people social skills tbh, they the true finessers in the game.
Last time I went grocery shopping I guess
Everytime I forget to bring my headphones for the Uber