Settle an argument but don't wanna sway things so my side is spoilered

personally I think the CIA has this in the bag easily :seanshrug:

Voldemort solos the CIA in it's entirety

the CIA infiltrate the Wizard org from wiithin and make them fall apart

CIA

Literal sorcerers. What the f***s the cia gonna do

Start trafficking d**** within wizarding enclaves to destabilize them

Bruh harry potter folks can teleport n s***, use cloaking spells, potions to look like somebody else, and all types of s***.

If the CIA's got no wizards, i dont see how they pull it off. They gettin infiltrated with the quickness.

You know one corny wizard would hit all their guns with this spell cuz they thought it was deep or whatever

We're bringing sticks to a gun fight

I pull up with the stick like I'm Harry Potter

Been in the closet since a kid like I'm Harry Potter

how you the cia planted the coke in black people neighborhoods?

they can teleport too

CIA would start to pour funding into arming goblins, elves, centaurs and s*** and start wars within the wizarding world

I'm Kevin's ghostwriter now fwm

Muggle d**** ain't gonna do s*** Wizards lit off mysterious potions and smoking dragon ashes

we smoking wizard pack after they OD on that fentanyl

cia

Oh I'm about to OD? Let me just cast a spell to fix that

Wait til they get it in Hogwarts and you got 13 year olds hooked

Yeah CIA got more intel on the wizarding world and they don't need to care about ethics, some factions will prob oppose fighting muggles and others would even consider teaming up with CIA

muggles get swept

There are really only 2 fictional universes the CIA loses in.

They’re not beating Godzilla, and they’re not beating The Mummy

Everyone else, fair game.

Wizards think they got it all figured out with their magic potions n sht

Wait until the CIA introduces them to a little bit of magic dust, aka PCP. Gonna flood the streets with so much fent, meth and pcp you’ll think they hit an Aguamenti spell

Wizards bringing kids into this world gonna have their 4 year old children posted against an alleyway with needles sticking out their arms shooting up some black tar heroin straight from Guadalajara

And when the wizards try to pin it on CIA? Deep Hogwarts plants ready to take the fall, falseflag a d*** operation straight out of hufflepuff n em

Yeah CIA win

The CIA 100% already have agents in the wizarding world as we speak, keeping tabs. The second the wizards start to rise up again it’s over