So listen up when I was a kid I saw a trailer for the Simpsons Movie on TV and it said "only in theatres" so I asked my parents yo can we go watch that new Simpsons Movie in theatres it's not coming to DVD please I really wanna see it and eventually they caved but my question is how the f*** is that type of s*** legal! Cause afterwards of course it came out on physical media??

Because theatres are the only place the movies are available before it releases on physical media.

op trying to use his brain

man, schools stopped teaching nuance and critical thinking skills

No child left behind huh

THIS SUMMER

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In the mind of @op

Every day.

Whole thread going to hell

Spider Pig really hit with you like that

Oh okay yeah that makes sense

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Nowadays it means it aint coming to streaming for quite a while so get your ass up and buy a ticket 😡

Batteries not included

when i was a kid i had to go watch MJ's This Is It in cinemas cos they kept advertising it as only in cinemas

Not true it's all on websites for streaming

When I was a kid I thought the kid in Holes really had to get bit by a rattlesnake for the sake of the movie

Man what!

Ngl as a kid “Only in theaters” use to trip me up. Cause when it would come to blockbuster/dvd eventually I would always whine to my mom n be like “they lied they lied, they said it was only in theaters! They lied!” I know my OG tired of my dumbass

Real

Real stupid

Wait movies come out after they leave theatres??