pussy bacon

5y

millionaires are 1000x less evil than billionaire (1000x less mony)

Bill Ackman

5y

How u think i got his number 😭😭😭 he acting all high and mighty like we weren’t in a group chat for 2 years

valeri3

5y

i'm going to kill u

Babaláwo

5y

I'm a socialist until Eth hits 4k+ again.

sace

5y

this page gon feel this kind of vibes

CGI Dog

5y

i literally dont know you

BillyShears

5y

So homeless people on the c train are the goodest people on earth?

Saturday

5y

And S said they didn't need any more moderators right now...

valeri3

5y

yes u do.

Bestowed

5y

Fogell approaches them.

FOGELL: Yo, guys! what's up?

EVAN: Fogell, where have you been, man?

SETH: You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack. Let me see it. Did you p**** out, or what?

FOGELL: No, no, man. I got it. It's flawless. Check it.

He hands them his fake ID.

EVAN: Hawaii?

FOGELL: Uh huh.

EVAN: All right, that's good. It's hard to trace, I guess. Wait, you changed your name to McLovin?

FOGELL: Yeah.

EVAN: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? You trying to be an Irish R&B singer?

FOGELL: No, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there.

SETH: And you landed on McLovin?

FOGELL: Yeah, it was between that or Mohammad.

SETH: Why the f*** would it be between that or Mohammad? Why not just pick a common name like a normal person?

FOGELL: Mohammad is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a f***ing book for once.

EVAN: Fogell, have you ever actually met anyone named Mohammad?

FOGELL: Have you actually ever met anyone named McLovin?

SETH: No, that's why you picked a dumb f***ing name.

FOGELL: F*** you.

SETH: Give me that. All right. You look like a future pedophile in this picture, number one. Number two, it doesn't even have a first name. It just says McLovin!

EVAN: What? One name? One name? who are you, Seal?

SETH: Fogell, this ID says you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?

FOGELL: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face. Every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with their fake IDs and every single one says they're 21. How many 21-year-olds you think there are in this town? It's called f***ing strategy, all right?

EVAN: Let's stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's a fine ID. It'll- It's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy's either gonna think, "Here's a kid with a fake ID,” or, "Here's McLovin, the 25-year-old Hawaiian organ donor." Okay? So, what's it gonna be?

FOGELL: I am McLovin.

SETH: No, you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made-up, dumb, f***ing fairy-tale name, you f***!

They begin walking away.

CGI Dog

5y

proof?

hot pancakes

5y

bro all you gotta do is mention the word billionaire and the thread blows up

Bestowed

5y

Fogell approaches them.

FOGELL: Yo, guys! what's up?

EVAN: Fogell, where have you been, man?

SETH: You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack. Let me see it. Did you p**** out, or what?

FOGELL: No, no, man. I got it. It's flawless. Check it.

He hands them his fake ID.

EVAN: Hawaii?

FOGELL: Uh huh.

EVAN: All right, that's good. It's hard to trace, I guess. Wait, you changed your name to McLovin?

FOGELL: Yeah.

EVAN: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? You trying to be an Irish R&B singer?

FOGELL: No, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there.

SETH: And you landed on McLovin?

FOGELL: Yeah, it was between that or Mohammad.

SETH: Why the f*** would it be between that or Mohammad? Why not just pick a common name like a normal person?

FOGELL: Mohammad is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a f***ing book for once.

EVAN: Fogell, have you ever actually met anyone named Mohammad?

FOGELL: Have you actually ever met anyone named McLovin?

SETH: No, that's why you picked a dumb f***ing name.

FOGELL: F*** you.

SETH: Give me that. All right. You look like a future pedophile in this picture, number one. Number two, it doesn't even have a first name. It just says McLovin!

EVAN: What? One name? One name? who are you, Seal?

SETH: Fogell, this ID says you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?

FOGELL: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face. Every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with their fake IDs and every single one says they're 21. How many 21-year-olds you think there are in this town? It's called f***ing strategy, all right?

EVAN: Let's stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's a fine ID. It'll- It's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy's either gonna think, "Here's a kid with a fake ID,” or, "Here's McLovin, the 25-year-old Hawaiian organ donor." Okay? So, what's it gonna be?

FOGELL: I am McLovin.

SETH: No, you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made-up, dumb, f***ing fairy-tale name, you f***!

They begin walking away.

Bestowed

5y

Fogell approaches them.

FOGELL: Yo, guys! what's up?

EVAN: Fogell, where have you been, man?

SETH: You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack. Let me see it. Did you p**** out, or what?

FOGELL: No, no, man. I got it. It's flawless. Check it.

He hands them his fake ID.

EVAN: Hawaii?

FOGELL: Uh huh.

EVAN: All right, that's good. It's hard to trace, I guess. Wait, you changed your name to McLovin?

FOGELL: Yeah.

EVAN: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? You trying to be an Irish R&B singer?

FOGELL: No, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there.

SETH: And you landed on McLovin?

FOGELL: Yeah, it was between that or Mohammad.

SETH: Why the f*** would it be between that or Mohammad? Why not just pick a common name like a normal person?

FOGELL: Mohammad is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a f***ing book for once.

EVAN: Fogell, have you ever actually met anyone named Mohammad?

FOGELL: Have you actually ever met anyone named McLovin?

SETH: No, that's why you picked a dumb f***ing name.

FOGELL: F*** you.

SETH: Give me that. All right. You look like a future pedophile in this picture, number one. Number two, it doesn't even have a first name. It just says McLovin!

EVAN: What? One name? One name? who are you, Seal?

SETH: Fogell, this ID says you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?

FOGELL: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face. Every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with their fake IDs and every single one says they're 21. How many 21-year-olds you think there are in this town? It's called f***ing strategy, all right?

EVAN: Let's stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's a fine ID. It'll- It's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy's either gonna think, "Here's a kid with a fake ID,” or, "Here's McLovin, the 25-year-old Hawaiian organ donor." Okay? So, what's it gonna be?

FOGELL: I am McLovin.

SETH: No, you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made-up, dumb, f***ing fairy-tale name, you f***!

They begin walking away.