So many milfs Wrong place, wrong time

Not even milfs. Grannies and 40+ out of shape white women. Body like a bean bag.

this too real

they be talking about “return to the office” events and socials to encourage us to come in. bruh if you just had at least ONE bad b**** around my age, I’d be there bright and early every day

Facts, like where them younger, fine women at?

Yep.

Yep.

Im bored + at work

My f***ing machine keeps breaking down

I keep breaking down too

It’s time

The complacency and loyalty to utter garbage in my workplace is killing me. When y’all were in handcuffs and he didn’t even try to defend you.

Bored. Quickly informed my boss of my resignation this morning. Now waiting on a longer, proper meeting he's scheduled I suspect to try and convince me otherwise. The atmosphere is icy.

My boss dissin Wu Tang and DMX back to back this not gon workout

Entire day is fixing problem after problem that I didn’t cause

My colleague did one better. Said hip hop is the only genre she doesn’t like. I asked why and she said rap was just talking fast its not impressive

Didnt even have the energy to argue it was that poor a comment

If I get another sale in I’m starting the smear campaign
Getting paid while ruining the company you work for>>>>

What I hate the most about going into the office is the f***ing AC that’s set to 50 degrees

Glad im in a stable industry bc I got friends getting laid off left and right right now

Woke up to a Slack message from the co-founders and VP of marketing

Thought it was a wrap for your boy

The work iPad is connected to the owners Apple ID and the new guy found p*** in the images, I emailed the owner letting him know he should disconnect his account and tell me why this nigga got mad at me like I’m the pervert 🤨