I keep my phone in another room until I get my actual work done, then its chill rest of the day lol

Starting off the work day with the gym is the best, productivity increase is insane

f*** docusign all my homies hate docusign

Saw this girl in HR wear black leggings. She’s going up I’m going down. You can tell she thick from looking at the thighs . I had to turn around and look back. Broooooooo I’m telling you that s*** was so fat I almost got bricked up

1 week into my new job and I want to quit lol.

Office jobs are like 90% do nothing 10% work. I want to work from home. I need 10 hours of sleep. I hate mornings. My diet is trash my stomach is growling but my mind is telling me not to eat.

Working at home on Friday means early weekend

3 day weekend b/c of Labor Day too.

I don't know what kind of office job u have

Not where I live, just a regular workday.

IT for an automotive plant

Most things work b/c the system needs to be self sufficient.

When I get a call I’m like finally I want to get out of this damn office

Interview in an hour let’s get this money

Whatever the opposite of silent quitting is my boss is doing to me

I still hate Mondays.

2 hours left at work today

2 hours left we got this man!!!

Just hold on we're going home

Let Nas Down (Remix)

Do y'all take a nice dump at work?

Only when I cannot hold it in longer
So 2 or 3 times per year max

I hate s***ting somewhere else then at home.

I used to be that way but then I got used to crapping in the afternoon and I would crap every day basically

Every morning, some afternoons. They call me 007 at work

1 hour left

I’m out of the office now

5 min for me