that’s actually a bar tho

he is a young Black King that had to realize his girl wasn’t fit to be his Queen

LEAVE THE S*** BARS ALONE PLEASE

It might be time for a name change

TIME FOR A NAME CHANGE?
YOURE NOT A KHING ANYMORE?
WELL JON JONES IS STILL THE KING OF UFC
THIS GUY IS THE BADDEST MAN ON THE PLANET. WENT UP TO HEAVYWEIGHT AND ANNIHILATED THE BEST HEAVYWEIGHT IN THE WORLD WITHIN MINUTES!
NO ONE ELSE IN THIS COMPANY HAS COME CLOSE TO ACHIEVING THE THINGS THAT JON JONES HAS AND THEY NEVER WILL, JON IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME SPECIMEN! HE'S AN ABSOLUTE PARAGON OF STRENGTH, PERSISTENCE, ATHLETICISM AND RAM TALENT THE LIKES OF WHICH THIS MORTAL PLANE HAS NEVER SEEN! HE'S UNDEFEATED AND UNDISPUTED IN 2 STACKED DIVISIONS FULL OF ABSOLUTE KILLERS AND
UFC,
INOW HE'S CHALLENGING HIMSELF AGAINST THE GOAT OF THE
"REAMINIELDA POLISCONL SIPE MIOCIG.IF HE GOES OUT THERE AND
BEATS STIPE MIOCIG WHAT WILL FANS SAY THEN? THERE WILL BE NOTLIGHTOSAY BE CAUSE JONTONESIS-IME GREATEST COMBAT SPORTS, ATHLETE OF ALL TIME AN DILAT LEGACY MIEL LAST THROUGHOUT SPACE AND TIME INOONÉCAN COMPARE TO THIS MAN IN PAP RANKINGS, HE HAS DOMINATED THE 2 HEAVIEST WEIGHT. CLASSES WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT! NO DISRESPECT TO ANVONES GODSBUT IF
" YOULOCKED THEM IN A ROOM WITH JON JONES THERES ONLY.ONE
OUTCOME THAT'S CERTAIN IS THAT JON BONES JONES WILL BE THE ONLY
ONE COMING OUT OF THAT ROOM ALIVE 10 TIMES OUT OF 10!"

So do I

this is a bar im afraid

new contender from kodak tonight
"mustard on the beat like a sandwich"

What??????

definitely the ice spice poop & fart bars

but like…
mustard
beat/beet
sandwich

he was hungry but I get it. an attempt was made, unlike op’s example

might be one of the laziest similes ive ever heard
don't even try and tell me it's a beat/beet pun because NOBODY has ever made a mustard and beetroot sandwich

?????

?????????

Puts mustard on beets??????

Stfu

Only thing coming to mind is layering a sandwich like a beat

no I fw kodak hmph! i didn’t listen to the song to hear it tho lmao

Thats one of the worst bars I've ever heard

And the delivery is atrocious

Came in to post this

link chune

definitely THP6.

that "what OVO stand for? the 'other vaginal option'?" is certainly up there too

Sounds like a Riff Raff bar

LIGHT BAR

This one's gotta be over by now for anyone out there that's calling it right

pick a bar

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