Why tf I always get some s***ty ass roommates bruh. This nigga fresh outta high school and will not shut the f*** up about memes, women being objects, and stocks. Like my nigga NO ONE CARES. He a whole walking reddit post bruh. He be having nothing but ben shapiro owns liberals in his recommended feed. Mf tried playing the russian national anthem at full blast in my own care when he had the aux in a foreign country. I just wanna slap tf outta this nigga 24/7

shapiro owns liberals

Lmao I was friends with someone who went through a phase like that but he grew out of it

he talks about stocks then wants to play the Russian anthem

he seems confused

not sure if it counts but when i was in the psychiatric ward i had to share a room with some guy who couldnt sleep unless he was listening to loud music on the radio Motherfucker had me losing my mind dawg and sleeping was the only thing he did too

i grew into the habit of listening to music really loud in my earbuds because i had the worst roommates who would not shut the f*** up and chill so that was my only escape lmfao

i
mean the russian anthem is kinda fire

Nah he not confused. HE A B****

yea i get that but this man wasnt wearing earbuds f***er was blasting that s*** through the whole room

not in public lmao

My old roommates would always come back at like 1am f***ing talking all loud and turn on all the lights. AND THEN when I told them to keep it down they would just look at me
WOAT glad they are gone

My roommates used to do that but talked to them about it and now they don’t do it…as frequently.

I feel you though it’s extremely annoying and interrupts you from going to sleep

My roommate goat he home like twice a month

bruh had the loudest voice ever and was talking s*** with his friends on discord all night. It takes forever for me to finally fall asleep and that loud ass mf always woke me up

I think you should kick his ass one time

Not really a room mate but my uncle used to live with me and my mom and s*** was WOAT especially because he replaced my grandma who was so sweet and i used to love hanging out with her every day

had a roommate once w a dog and he would always stay at his gf house and leave the dog at our place. Lucky for him I liked his dog so I took care of that mfer almost everyday like it was my own but could see a lot of ppl being pissed about that.

this same roommate once invited like 6 of his homies over then left them at our spot to go spend the night at his gf house. Came home from work to a living room full of dudes I don’t really know just watching my tv on the couch and s***. Got so f***ing mad had to be like “wtf are you guys doing here? Where the f*** is Andrew?” And they were like “oh he went to his gf house for the night he said we could kick it here” told them mfers to get the f*** out of my house then blew up on my roommate over the phone. f***ing idiot.

this same roommate was also deep into like Reddit conspiracy s*** and convinced those 6 dudes that were in my house to believe that s*** too. They were all younger than him too so they prolly looked up to dude smh. Bro would always try to interrupt my tv time on some “bro let me show you this Hilary Clinton speech conspiracy video” Or some s*** like that.. like f*** bro I don’t care about politics or conspiracies or whatever let me just watch my modern family bruh I just got off work

this same roommate would also use all my pots and pans and bowls to cook and eat his f***ing Spaghetti-os and s*** and would never do the dishes after and would leave bowls of half eaten Cheerios on the table till they get all dried up n s*** so I had to start hiding my cookware in my room cause I was tired of doing this dudes dishes all the time. Bro just started buying and drinking soylent for meals after that

this same roommate is also an artist/painter and one time he was painting at our home he played Drake - Now and Forever on loop for damn near 4 hours on his speakers I almost lost my mind. Felt like I was under some mkultra drake mind control or some s***. Only reason we didn’t say s*** was cause our house did blow regularly so we we’re always up at late hours slapping music n s*** and he never complained so we let his music s*** slide.

this same roommate also decided to move out without giving us a heads up till like the week before he was gonna dip so me and my friend were freaking out about rent for a week then ended up paying for an empty room for like half a year cause we couldn’t find a replacement (but also we didn’t wanna live w some random person so we decided just to wait till one of our friends needed a spot.. would rather spend an extra 250 month to not have to live w a rando again after that experience)

Sharing a room with your uncle

I had the nastiest motherfucker I ever had the displeasure of sharing an apartment with. I'm talkin the kinda nigga that could take a shower and come out smelling WORSE

Bruh and then I had to dorm with this white dude who I literally had to teach what a f***ing washcloth does...

Lad piled up the rubbish bin until it was a mountain. Only got cleaned because his girl came over and did it

Swear i had a dude just like that a couple months ago. He would just rip ass and that s*** would seep into the carpet and the walls. Nigga left and i had to clean his room and that s*** smelt like a damn sewer bruh. It’s like he used piss and s*** to shower, it made no damn sense how much he STUNK

Roaches in Nyc

Stg white mfs never done a chore in they life have one who doesnt know how to cook and didn’t know how to do laundry on his own when he came here. Glad I lucked out with parents that helped me be self sufficient. Shouts out to famo