He lived in the house not my room

I unfortunately had to share a room with this nigga in the apartment

I had to do everything in my power to keep that room clean, but whenever I walked passed the dude...son

My one roommate in college did meth and went on a spree of breaking 40oz glass bottles all over the dorm room, there was lil glass shards there for weeks

I seen that f***er walk out the shower into the room so I had to see his nasty fat naked ass. THIS DUDE HAD YELLOW NUTS BRO. Motherfucker was living like Homer Simpson

S*** was bad man at one point we didn't have water in the fridge but these idiots kept beer stocked up

My freshman year of college my roommate used to drink all my Gatorade and eat up all my f***in snacks. Hated that nigga. And he smelled like s*** too.

Holy s*** what a high quality gif

I knew a guy who always s*** himself because he was too lazy to go to the bathroom. He would hold it in for days until he started slowly s***ting himself. I would see him struggling to hold it in cuz he would get up and stand behind his chair and start walking in place while he kept playing his ps4.

Bro was the man afraid to s*** what in the hell!?

How you get too lazy to do one of the most basic things of any living organism

he WHAT

He was lazy but I think he was kinda autistic or something

Bet u won’t

Wat

Just ended a lease with 2 racist white pos

Have only ever lived with my girl thank god

My roomate who just moved out seemed pretty chilled at first but he turned out to be an abuser. Dude was beating his girl and slamming her against the wall to the point the neighbours called the cops one night when I was asleep. F***en a******

Dawg why would u lie like this,it’s funny as hell but god damn this is cap

im 22 been living alone for the past 2 years ive only had a roommate in the 1 semester of college ive ever attended and it was trash because i couldnt jack off whenever i wanted to

My old roommate would always play Fortnite mad late at night & would literally be yelling at the screen but it sounded like painful o*****s I couldn’t do it man

Y’all on some horror movie type s***

my current roommate and homie (well we used to be cool) bought a window unit for his room and ran the electricity bill up $200

he didn't even ask my other roommate or I if it was cool either..plus this house is almost 3,000 sq ft so the regular a/c be working hard af anyways and the bill was expensive even before his window unit

I called him out on it and he started throwing personal insults at me and s*** through text..his girl tried kissing me when she was drunk one time so there's prob some resentment there but s***

needless to say I just paid what I've always paid for power when they started asking for bill money and he ended up paying the extra $200.

he avoids me and I haven't gotten an apology so it is what it is Ig lol

lol bro my last roommate tried that s*** back in like 2018

it was like 2:30 AM and I had to be up at like 5:30 or some s*** (and I told him this) and he was yelling at fortnite with his door open

I flung my door open and walked down to his room and yelled SHUT THE F*** UP and slammed his door

I think homie went to bed after that bc I didn't hear a peep lmao

my bros roommate just sold 4 pairs of his shoes and lied about it not knowing that we had receipts that he did it the whole time bro wants to kill him im trying so hard to calm him down

I'm not

I think he had autism or something