Smashed a hoe for 30 minutes just to get soft and my s*** being able to stand up

Got kicked out after that

Thats embarrassing. You should regret that.

Slidenafil is your friend

getting someone at my office pregnant the first time we f***ed

So you have a kid now?

Fertile mfers

nah she got rid of it was hard tho she has 2 uterus

I feel your embarrassment through the screen
May you always have a plan B on you from there on out

thought i was going to c***but pee came out instead

The 🐱 smelled like armpit BO and tuna. Hit the roadrunner immediately

Got catfished by a 55 year old Asian escort during my early days of mongering

Had to see it through tho. Brought the p**** back to life and buried it again.

you got soft and then got hard again and then you got kicked out ?

damn

was crossfaded getting top with a halfchub and blew my load before i got to f***. b**** said "you gave me the whole thing!" pulled my pants up, went outside to have a drink

Went deep in a girl too early and it hurt her too much and we stopped. She was bad af too that was the worst part I feel like I’ve had worse experiences like not getting up due to being coked out or too drunk but that one stuck out to me.

Your mom

My sister we’ve all been there

One girl back in college threw up and got sick right before we were about to do it.

she funny as f*** no lie

so you squirted?

Was getting head from this one girl, I forced her head down too hard and back of her tooth cut my frenulum

drew blood for a week

What's that do