Aliens are coming no need to be clean

it is your duty as the booty warrior

don't wanna piss em off

I got one but setting it up was a total hassle and I wasn't able to get it to work without squirting water everywhere so it just been sitting in my closet for months

the seat attachment one?

where you disconnect the water hose and attach the hose that comes with the bidet?

Yes, i have to buy this attachment to get it to work right but the first time was such a pain I don't even want to deal with it yet

ah, that sucks

i feel that

it went pretty smooth for me luckily

y’all rather smear s*** over ur ass with dry paper than let water touch ur butt bruh

Wet wipes does a better job than a bidet lol

you can’t flush wet wipes and i’m not leaving s*** stained cloth anywhere in my bathroom

They have flushable wipes lol

sounds like too much paper waste, i just use the water and wipe once with a rag that i wash every few days then go

i feel like this is untrue

with TP or a wet wipe
you are wiping to clean

with the bidet you
are wiping to dry

because you are already clean

S***ty rag

i have 2-3 that i keep in an airtight container and wash biweekly

saves a LOT of paper and my water bill is hella low now

S***ty rags

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no need to explain urself further

This is true bro. I’ve been happier ever since lol.

I put girls before my own well being. And once I started to prioritize other things other than girls I became a lot happier

If you ain’t wash your ass with water, you’re uncivilized