I’ve never been comfortable with them just because I don’t like that propulsion. Like if it was just some running water type system then it would be alright. But I don’t want anything shooting up my butthole tbh

but how would the water reach you without the propulsion?

also you can aim / position yourself so that it just sort of scrapes you like a laser beam

that should do the job

“Like a laser beam”

Been using this since forever.

Makes my ass squeaky clean

But honestly I only really take s***s when I’m about to shower. It’s kinda rare that I’ll be caught out during the day and have to go

Ice on my neck, flawless bidets,
Hop off a jet, barely get rest.