yeah, u must be a federal agent huh

we'll see what happens i guess

You have to say something along the lines that makes you seem like you favor one side more than the other. For example you can say something like “Throughout my personal experiences with the police, I strongly believe that cops are corrupt and cannot be trusted and have grown to dislike them.”

The last time I went we were gathered in a long ass line everyone in the court was waiting for their turn.

woulda faked my opinions f*** that i aint sitting in no damn court

your fine probably

just deal with it asap

I missed once, had a decent reason and I just rescheduled

I hear if you wait it can be bad tho

damn

@op waiting for the feds like

yeah def don’t miss jury duty. I missed it once on accident and had to spend 90 days in jail. s*** was wack.

This bouta be OP

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bro are u deadass please don't play with me

I’m playing. pretty sure I’ve missed/ignored jury duty at least 2-3x in my life and nothing happened.

Went to jury duty twice before tho. First time s*** got cancelled the first day, second time I had to do jury duty for like a week before the judge dropped me from the case.

you should be good bro ppl ditch jury duty all the time w/o getting in trouble just don’t make it a habit.

The one time I had jury duty my dumbass just up and left when they took a break halfway through

Surprisingly they never did anything about it, you’ll probably be alright fam

bet. i should be straight then

I'm pretty sure my sister ignored her summons and nothing ever happened

Hey dude idk if u know this but if you miss JD it means they now have legal rights to cut your right hand off now as you didn’t take an oath in court.

Yep. You gotta say that you're gonna be a menace without saying you're about to f*** up the trial purposely.

If you mention that you hate/disagree with cops, the prison system, or you know about and how to apply jury nullification (this is a big no-no), they will excuse you.

But tbh, why not be on a jury? Unless you're busy, you may as well take up the spot of someone who could potentially be a s***head in a trial.

if that's the price i gotta pay i understand

hopefully they'll give me a lil debbie cake before they throw me the book

You get 25 to life at best

Death penalty is most likely

this sounds extreme but i believe y'all

initially i was gonna go to get it over with, then i changed my mind and told myself i'd sign the form and postpone it, but i just forgot until judge judy popped up on the tv

you niggas can go to hell

Lol you good bro. Had Jury Duty 3 times in 2 different states. Never went.

Whenever you get ahold of em just explain your situation

you didnt opt out bro?

as soon as i got a summons in the mail i just immediately called and said im still in college and got out of going

probably gonna keep doing this till im 40

Yes.
Easy to sabotage your way out some Jury Duty lmao

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