mf how did a doctor have to inform you of that

also if it was last night i think you still have a window for plan B. buy it now

idiotic that you'd go in raw knowing she didn't appear to clean after herself much and she's a random

And then you doubled down on the foolishness by going back in twice with semen on your tip

Good luck man. Congrats too

Are you a dumb dumb?

At what time was this? Sperm cells are asleep between 10 PM - 6 AM (local time) so you could've got lucky.

Single digit iq

She sounds disgusting
Good for you tho

I’m crying

hope you don't live in texas

McDonald’s and Red Bull? Her womb is like Boston in Fallout 4
Good luck with that kid

Do y'all not know how to say no to sex?

slaves to p****. s*** sad to see

Always use a condom man, women can get pregnant with the precum

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Dad may have been on to something tbh

OP down BAD, why the f*** you trynna smash musty b****es?

You disgust me

You should first ask if you're about to have std

congrats op this is beautiful news!

Kids is just one letter swap from AIDS. Close enough.

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OH MY GOD
BRUH YOUR NAME

Stinky ass post

Where’s the baby shower registry list? I wonna help you out father to be! @op

OP took his username too seriously