I just came back from smoking a blunt in my backyard and a f***ing raccoon pulled up. I went to the basement to grab an empty paint can beamed that nigga right in the head and it didn’t flinch

Took me having to launch a two by four at it to scare it off. Ngl I was a lil shook.

I can only imagine what niggas who encounter bears and stuff like that feel like

got stared down by a beaver

My d*** scares me every morning

Yeah, I've seen a few Hopsin fans out in the open

i just f***ed died reading this thread holy s***

Man I went into this thread thinking it was gonna have a coyote or wolf story and this guy is here talking about throwing a 2x4 at a raccoon

I’ve seen coyotes driving by my local park at like 3am but never had a close call

bro i got a funny raccoon interaction video lemme find it

nvm streamable deleted it

Saw a turtle at a gas station near my house bout a few years ago. I took it home and smoked that nigga up.

I’m in Arizona so I be encountering javelinas a lot. For ppl who don’t know it’s basically a hairy pig. They aren’t hostile but they’re hella protective of their young. They travel in family packs so it’s best to avoid them, mfs everywhere out here. Almost stepped on a rattlesnake few weeks ago too

We got a lot of wildlife out here. Coyotes are everywhere, bobcats, and I have some sort of vivid memory when I was kid seeing what could’ve been a mountain lion in a f***ing neighborhood lmao, whatever it was it was def a big cat.

Master Roshi- esque

I was in fresno at a national park and went to pee on the side of the road which was just rocks and trees with a 100 ft elevated area above me. After i finished i was just walking a lil and looked up and saw a bear plotting on how to get down to where I was

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i found it

Bruh that’s a skunk

When I was growing up in western MD

1. I would go out in my backyard at dusk and I'd always see a few fruit bats. Those mfs would swoop down and not give a damn.

2. I saw a bear knocking over garbage cans in broad ass daylight.

3. When I was on a hiking trail I ran into a deer, I think it was a stag. Remember that scaring the s*** out of me because those antlers are no joke. It just kind of went on with its day.

F*** that b**** Carole baskin

In the mid west, seeing a deer is as common as seeing a cat or dog

Sardine oil

:word:

f*** that b**** carole baskin !

My friends hunted deer here but I never did, always felt uncomfortable with it but tried not to be judgy.