Apr 16, 2020
SHAQUILLEI just came back from smoking a blunt in my backyard and a f***ing raccoon pulled up. I went to the basement to grab an empty paint can beamed that nigga right in the head and it didn’t flinch
Took me having to launch a two by four at it to scare it off. Ngl I was a lil shook.
I can only imagine what niggas who encounter bears and stuff like that feel like
s*** is terrifying yo
- Apr 16, 2020
Damn I’ve encountered raccoons and skunks too many times to count. One time my dog got sprayed by one. Generally they’re more scared of you and will keep their distance though.
There’s supposedly coyotes that attack people’s pets from time to time too, but I’ve never seen any myself.
Also in a neighboring city there’s a lot of wild peacocks. They’re calls are really loud and annoying, sounds like a human getting attacked or something.
Keep in mind this is all in Los Angeles county.
Apr 16, 2020·editedlast summer i was out jogging in some forresty trails late at night by myself (this sounds a bit too spooky of an opener compared to the WILD BEAST i encountered
) time is just shy of having passed 23 (still light out though) and in midst of making my way on a downhill path back towards town - i see in the corner of my eye the distinguishable silhouette of...... a HUGE horse lurking in the bushes like 
10-15m away from me
mind you, there's no wild horses around in the area except for on farms and outdoor ranges/pens etc so maybe it broke free or something. So i'm basically all alone in the woods, 5km away from ciViLiZaTiOn with a HUGE horse like "whats up with you fam" i haven't ran that fast in my life! had me legit like jolted instantly into sprint mode and while i was DASHING to safety all i could hear play in my head was "I got the horses in the back
" over and over - Apr 16, 2020
knuckleheadI grew up in a fairly remote area with a high black bear population. I've seen 100s of them, been pretty close to them dozens of times. Was close enough to reach out and touch one once. They'e actually really misunderstood animals, I've found them to be quite gentle (except towards stumps) and they seem to really just want to mind their own god damn business. Grizzlies are a different story though. Never want to get close to one.
I see deer every day here in the summertime, probably my favourite animal to see. They let you get close if you move slowly. Totally harmless, very shy. If you were to attack one, they would f*** you up bad, though. Saw a lot of elk in Alberta last year, too. Super cool, but seem more aggressive than deer. Also they're absolutely enormous.
I've also seen a couple of cougars (terrifying), and gotten pretty close to quite a few whales while out fishing.
the best thing is when you encounter wild deer and they can sense you're peaceful and mean them no harm
and they approach you all gentle, let you into their space convinced of your intentions and let you touch them 
i don't ever want to catch those hoofs though 
Apr 16, 2020Encountered a wolf carrying a squirrel in its mouth. Was spooked
Apr 16, 2020SHAQUILLEI just came back from smoking a blunt in my backyard and a f***ing raccoon pulled up. I went to the basement to grab an empty paint can beamed that nigga right in the head and it didn’t flinch
Took me having to launch a two by four at it to scare it off. Ngl I was a lil shook.
I can only imagine what niggas who encounter bears and stuff like that feel like
ayoo- Apr 16, 2020
MelA boar is f***ing you up man
those things are vicious, strong, and fast af
Depends on the size of that fkn thing man, Khabib wrestled a fkn teenage bear when he was a kid. Don’t underestimate how strong humans can be. WE APEX.
And if that s*** big than catch me with that IRON👹oh it’s a fight?!
Apr 16, 2020Deer, fish, bees, coyotes, and foxes
Apr 16, 2020·1 replyI was hiking with my friend, and I saw 3 small animals the size of dogs sprint like 20 yards in front of us
Then I heard a bunch of branches snap and looked to my left, saw momma bear walking behind the 3 animals.
momma bear war following her 3 Cubs 
Turned around, walked a 1/4 mile back and waited 40 minutes until they were gone
- Apr 16, 2020bbbbbbb
I was hiking with my friend, and I saw 3 small animals the size of dogs sprint like 20 yards in front of us
Then I heard a bunch of branches snap and looked to my left, saw momma bear walking behind the 3 animals.
momma bear war following her 3 Cubs Turned around, walked a 1/4 mile back and waited 40 minutes until they were gone
soul would've left my body 
momma bears seldom play around when they're watching over their cubs 
Apr 16, 2020A coyote was chilling outside of my apartment once
Apr 16, 2020I beat the s*** out of a babboon on a safari trip. The thing damn near took ny whole hand off. That little red ass was so sweet
Apr 16, 2020Yesirrski
Apr 16, 2020When i was like 14 me and my friends got into this abandoned rv, i saw playboy magazines on the other side of the trailer and as soon as i walked up to them, a raccoon came sprinting out and ran right by my leg
I was shook as f***
- Apr 16, 2020
That raccoon gonna come back with a gang of niggas