Man this lil p**** ass hoe saw a b**** ass raccoon and decided to waste everybody’s time by making a fkn thread.

Meanie

i wanna fight a racoon tbh

Walking from the parking lot into my work at 5am in the morning

Made eye contact with a coyote. Homie was just frozen looking at me and seeing what I’d do

But just kept walking slowly and then the coyote ran off

Also I swear to f***ing God there was a peacock in my backyard when I was like 12. Me and my homie were dumbfounded. There’s a big ass wash like right behind my crib so it prolly came from there, but idk what the mf was doing in Arizona lmao. I can only think that it escaped from a zoo or some animal sanctuary

I grew up in a fairly remote area with a high black bear population. I've seen 100s of them, been pretty close to them dozens of times. Was close enough to reach out and touch one once. They'e actually really misunderstood animals, I've found them to be quite gentle (except towards stumps) and they seem to really just want to mind their own god damn business. Grizzlies are a different story though. Never want to get close to one.

I see deer every day here in the summertime, probably my favourite animal to see. They let you get close if you move slowly. Totally harmless, very shy. If you were to attack one, they would f*** you up bad, though. Saw a lot of elk in Alberta last year, too. Super cool, but seem more aggressive than deer. Also they're absolutely enormous.

I've also seen a couple of cougars (terrifying), and gotten pretty close to quite a few whales while out fishing.

when my brother lived in anthem he claims he seen a mtn lion and booked it home lols .

ever since watching lost I've always wanted. To hunt da javelinas while driving thru da mtns no cap .

I accidentally fed magic mushrooms to a racoon once. They didn't seem to like them very much, but definitely ate a few. I hope that raccoon had a good night.

was liven in a suburb in chicago for a year (Willowbrook) its maybe 2am and i go ta da car to start it while moms come out . and on da way out, i open da door to walk out da apt hallway and a skunk is directly looken me in da eye . starin deep into my soul bro no cap . den he slowly turned around and i see homie tail doin da up position and safe to say i let him g da porch for da rest of da nite .

NYC niggas get in this thread. I heard them rats are huge

not exactly and encounter but a few months ago i aint have a car so i used ta walk this trail in my neighborhood at wee hours of da nite . kinda sketchy but it's a nice neighborhood so i aint trippen . walking along i see half of a cat with his head torn off like six feet away . creeped tf outta me bro low-key thought some homeless nikka was out here killen cats and start thinking im about to parish . not even five minutes later i get a call from my sis asking me where i am i told her im walking down da trail and she tell me be careful cuz deres coyotes in da area

bro wtf

Found a deer in a cemetery, surreal moment

Got chased by two twin pits omw to school

Played chicken with a raccoon walking home crossfaded a few halloweens ago, he won

Got sprayed by a skunk at six flags as a kid

Encountered this butterfly/moth creature as a kid that was big enough to be classified as a wild animal. Distracted by dad when he was chewing me out over a report card so thanks big bro

A raccoon can f*** any human up real bad with their claws

Plus rabies

I seen foxes early in the morning

Mfers aren’t scared of people anymore

Will just stare at u until u pass them

Tbh i dont think ive ever seen a wild mammal (besides yo momma)

All the mammals i saw were captured or domesticated or dead

Im not counting street cats and s***

raccoons are scary man they don't give a f***. and this is coming from someone who sees them almost every other night

had a few encounters with snakes back in Angola (Africa), besides that i’ve seen some crocodiles but at a very safe distance and some monkeys too

everything else i prolly saw on a zoo so i wouldn’t count that

In yo b**** p****, encountered a damn penguin

Who was the nigga on ktt1 that posted the clip of people getting mauled by a wild boar s*** was crazy I think someone got killed

Imagine getting f***ed up by Peppa the pig. I’m Muslim so I don’t play that pork s***. These hands rated E for EVERY SPECIES BIG FELLA

A boar is f***ing you up man

those things are vicious, strong, and fast af

was riding one of those bird scooters in the dark and saw some kind of mutant in the middle of the street i nearly wobbled off

last year i was in my backyard with my dog and i saw WHAT I THOUGHT to be a stray cat cross the street, but it got near my yard and i saw it was a f***in raccoon. it looked me dead in the eyes bro

then it crawled up a tree in my neighbor's yard stg