Superman is trash

He is

Yeah that last part had me like

Imagine not wanting to beat someone to pulp just because you can means you're holier than thou.

Niggas got shoved into lockers in highscool and wish their parents were dead so they wouldn't have to get a job just like Batman

Superman not as hard to do as they make it look as you just use him as a conduit tell human stories like Martian manhunter . Snyder just kind of botched it . If Superman had shaken his face rapidly so no one could see his “ attractive white face “ so they all imagined their image of god it would get interesting

Nah not dark gritty and macho enough. I can't write that down in my manifesto

Basically like cool do your passion of the Christ s*** but a basic philosophy of religion class will guide you how to do what you want with meaning

He grew up a good looking caucasian with God like abilities but with a very humanic lens on life but somehow only conveys humanity when being with Lois?

What else is weird is that he takes all this Christian imagery and none of the teachings. Maybe he don't understand Christianity either

Superman would fit better in the MCU tbqh

Superman the poster and character got niggas deleting comments

How you cornier than Superman

Bro i just learned there's a batfamily child soldier named Orphan
Am I mistaken?

this is Nolan and Frank Miller's fault

No bullshit. Absolutely. And it's weird that those aspects of Batman is the s*** that general audiences love.

Superman in his feelings itt

Lol you mad at the wrong Superman

is Bruce a republican?

if so it's f*** you for life

Dude such a b****

I like the meme that asserts that this is why half his face always goes uncovered, as he needs the cops to know he’s still white.

Bruce literally the chairman of Wayne enterprises

wait

OK that was pretty funny