Batman had Alfred mock up a fake birth certificate of Obama

Who you think held the fundraiser

I'm hootin

When the Gotham City Rogues won the superbowl, he called their Black QB a "son of a b****" for not wanting to meet trump. Smfh

Ay doesn't Cyborg play football for them in the JL movie?

Batman is behind Flint dirty water problem after he tried to build another cave and f***ed up their pipes

then he went on to gentrify Detroit

The slander

Batman me too'd Batgirl

And Robin

Batman on Epstein flight logs

Bro i made the joke cause the colors were the same but I just looked at it and his helmet does say GCU which I'm pretty sure is Gotham Central/City University this s*** got layers

Batman littered into the ocean after Aquaman first denied joining the Justice Leauge

Batman called Aquaman a wetback once

Damn this clever

Batman the main reason why I got into comics so he’s my OG but the slander is hilarious

Batman is a fascist fantasy of becoming a billionaire and then "taking out the trash" (= hurting poor people)

Superman at least honors the common worker.
Spiderman also knows about the STRUGGLE

When Scarecrow hit Batman with the fear toxin, he started seeing poor minorities everywhere

Batman was wedded to Trump forever after those tax cuts. Freed up more cash for his minorities-assaulting ventures

Batman got well-worn copies of Ayn Rand books on his mantle

Bruh this s*** had me weak irl

You could pretty much say the same with all action movies/cop dramas

Love this thread