In middle school when they sold the popcorn, my homeboy would distract the person selling and I’d sneak behind em and grab a few bags out they box lmao

You should go back and apologize for it

Who’s asking

My cousin had me put True Crime: NYC down my pants when I was like 5 and walked out the front of the Walmart with it

Lady at the counter of this little store we used to frequent was b****y to me, so I swiped a small box of Smarties

It was about 21 years ago but ye I feel you. They’re still in business too.

So....

...go back and tell them

Never tbh

We going to heaven bro

I still shoplift

sick ass avi

Every time I think of shoplifting I think of Action Bronson saying he would wear baggy pants then put a whole ass TV in his pants and then walk out

yea from the liquor store before i went to school, every other other day though so they dont notice a pattern rofl

Robitussin

these days i may or may not steal beauty supplies now and then just to feel something

When I found out lip balm could fit up my cooter I was reborn

lowkey though 🤔

no, but i surely won’t look down at someone who has no choice but to or doing it from a store that can more than afford it and steal from their customers every other day

Nah i was never really alone in public at those ages

I stole so many bakugan and lego mini figures.

classic game

I still steal clothes too