Nov 5, 2019
cavalotried to f*** a CD
dead
- Nov 5, 2019rwina sawayama
started jacking off when i was 7
Why you gotta trigger memories of humping my pillow I bury that s*** for a reason
Nov 5, 2019·1 replypour glue into small concrete holes and drop ants in them
- Nov 5, 2019·1 reply
When I was a kid I would tell people fake facts and they would believe it
S*** like if you believe in the Big Bang theory god don’t love u and uR whole family going to hell
Nov 5, 2019·editedI was over my dad’s friends house and he had his two nephews over, one was my age like 6-7 and the other one was probably 2-3 and we kept attacking/beating up the little kid. We were all having fun, it’s not like we were torturing the kid but I can remember it so vividly and looking back some of the stuff we were doing could’ve really f***ed him up.
I also stole a lot of s*** from people in school.
Nov 9, 2019·edited1st grade, i was with my boy at the playground, poured s*** ton of dirt in the mfs eyeballs, swore i was destined to be a psychopath after that moment but i'm just a reg nigga these days
Nov 9, 2019·2 repliesmy dad was in charge of counting the tithes (bills, coins) from church and he kept them in a paint can in his closet
occasionally i would take some money out and buy s*** at the book fair
til this day i never mentioned it to him nor has he mentioned it to me
Nov 9, 2019
Kodak SpiceWhen I was little, I lived on a hill that opened up to a busy ass street. Anyway, one day I was playing with a friend of mine in one of those old reg wagons and we were pulling each other to the top of the hill and letting each other go. The whole time we had been steering into this grassy area at the bottom of the hill so we wouldn't go into the street. So, one of the times I pulled him to the top, I gave him a little extra push for some reason. Apparently he couldn't get enough control to turn the wagon in time. So there I am, little 8 year old me, watching one of my friends head straight towards traffic. I didn't yell, run to get someone, or say anything. He got hit by an uncoming car and from what I was told years after, died on the scene after being severed in half. I don't remember much, but his parents went crazy and tried to get me into trouble and a bunch of other s***, but the courts just sad it was a bad bad situation and no one was at fault. My family ended up moving away a few months later. I did therapy for awhile and had forgotten all about it until I was visiting family and drove by that exact same hill.
WTF
- Nov 9, 2019·1 replyim protesting
my dad was in charge of counting the tithes (bills, coins) from church and he kept them in a paint can in his closet
occasionally i would take some money out and buy s*** at the book fair
til this day i never mentioned it to him nor has he mentioned it to me
That ain’t that bad.
- Nov 9, 2019winterinprague
pour glue into small concrete holes and drop ants in them
Nov 9, 2019my dog and cat would kill animals in the backyard. when i found the corpses i used to fling them over the fence to the neighbours yard
Nov 9, 2019·edited·2 repliesKindergarten.
Waited til this one girl was about to sit down then at the last moment pulled her chair from behind her.Was pretty funny but the ass whoopin i got was not worth it.
Edit: Weird how I actually still remember her full name.
- Nov 9, 2019·1 replyWESTSIDE
That ain’t that bad.
stealing ppls hard earned money intended for donation is pretty scummy dude
- Nov 9, 2019im protesting
stealing ppls hard earned money intended for donation is pretty scummy dude
Church stole it first by lying to them about the God of all things requiring paper money offerings.
I get what you’re saying though.
- Nov 9, 2019001
When I was a kid I would tell people fake facts and they would believe it
S*** like if you believe in the Big Bang theory god don’t love u and uR whole family going to hell
To be fair a number of people probably believe that to be true lol
Nov 9, 2019·1 replyWe literally used to cause car accidents on purpose. I feel hella bad about that s*** now.
Nov 10, 2019·1 replyIn 5th grade i used to steal my grandma's codiene and bring it to school to flex. me and my friends would drink out the pint and be f***ed up the whole day. She died later (for un-related reasons actually)
CKL TML 🌺Nov 10, 2019rwina sawayamai didnt even have nut yet id just jack off
i would have an o***** but no nut HAHAHAHAH
Nov 10, 2019·1 replyBro, this girl got her iPod taken, so me in the homie sneaked our way into the classroom at lunch and stole it outta there. But we didn't keep it, we just went to the bathroom and flushed that s***. The teacher got in a lot of trouble because it seemed like she lost it because she confiscated it but then didn't have that s*** anymore.
- Nov 10, 2019Kodak Spice
When I was little, I lived on a hill that opened up to a busy ass street. Anyway, one day I was playing with a friend of mine in one of those old reg wagons and we were pulling each other to the top of the hill and letting each other go. The whole time we had been steering into this grassy area at the bottom of the hill so we wouldn't go into the street. So, one of the times I pulled him to the top, I gave him a little extra push for some reason. Apparently he couldn't get enough control to turn the wagon in time. So there I am, little 8 year old me, watching one of my friends head straight towards traffic. I didn't yell, run to get someone, or say anything. He got hit by an uncoming car and from what I was told years after, died on the scene after being severed in half. I don't remember much, but his parents went crazy and tried to get me into trouble and a bunch of other s***, but the courts just sad it was a bad bad situation and no one was at fault. My family ended up moving away a few months later. I did therapy for awhile and had forgotten all about it until I was visiting family and drove by that exact same hill.
Oh my god
Nov 10, 2019·editedDuring Show n tell I stole a ginger kids whales in pre k (age 4ish) .After he was done presenting them or whatever, I snuck into cubbies n put em in my bag. But then he cried and told the teacher they were missing before we all left, so i was like aight they prob gonna check everyone's bags n im get caught.
I walked back into the cubbies n grabbed the stupid whales, walked back out and threw them s***s in the middle of the smelly pre k sit down rug. I think if I remember, I did that because I was mad he peeped the whales were gone and I wasn't getting away with it. I didn't get in trouble tho, guess teacher thought it was good I owned up to it.
Nov 10, 2019cavalotried to f*** a CD
LMFAOOOO
Nov 10, 2019CactusJackSentYaKindergarten.
Waited til this one girl was about to sit down then at the last moment pulled her chair from behind her.Was pretty funny but the ass whoopin i got was not worth it.
Edit: Weird how I actually still remember her full name.
I did this also but it was w more than one person 😅 throughout the years
- OPNov 15, 2019cavalo
tried to f*** a CD
Boy