This big ass girl(big boned not fat) was running around the classroom in 5th grade so I stuck my foot out an she tripped and slammed so hard onto the floor
Surprised she didn't know it was me
(big boned not fat)
I went to school once and left my recorder at home no lie
half the class did though so we skated.
half the kids were crying cuz we forgot the recorders
neat music teacher in third grade yall
We literally used to cause car accidents on purpose. I feel hella bad about that s*** now.
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"me and the bros would potentially murder people and cause injury, yea we were wylin bro lol"
threatened and chased this other kid with a knife I thought it was clear we was just playin around and I wasnt really gonna do anything if I caught him but he was actually scared and snitched on me to his mom who told my mom
Oh yeah and me and one of my friends fought eachother when we was like 9 or 10 cuz the older niggas on the block said that whoever won would be part of their crew not really f***ed up just f***in stupid
dudes were relentless in middle school man I remember a kid chucked a completely full open milk carton at a kid at lunch just cause he was reading a book
Took a ton of sweet n sour sauces from the cafeteria on chicken nugget day and put it all over the stairway railing going to the 2nd floor.
when I was a kid I went to this restaurant that had like an old west theme, (cant remember the name but its a chain in texas) and theres like this big ass slide next to the stairs for children to play on it. I dont know what drove me to do it to this day, but i slapped the f*** out this kids ass who was around my age (think I was like 5 or 6) then took off running. I heard bro yell "who did that?"
My sexual fantasies as a kid used to be weiiiiiiiird. I won’t go into details but holy s***. In retrospective I’m surprised I didn’t grow up to be a freak.
My sexual fantasies as a kid used to be weiiiiiiiird. I won’t go into details but holy s***. In retrospective I’m surprised I didn’t grow up to be a freak.
Can't be that bad
My sexual fantasies as a kid used to be weiiiiiiiird. I won’t go into details but holy s***. In retrospective I’m surprised I didn’t grow up to be a freak.
same dawg i'll say mines if you drop yours
One day i annoyed a bat that was sleeping in my garden i had to bury it alive to cover my tracks cause my parents told me not to approach these things
It probably survived and escaped after i left cause i was 6 and im sure the hole wasnt that deep but the memory of its wings fighting to get out haunted my mind for years
One day i annoyed a bat that was sleeping in my garden i had to bury it alive to cover my tracks cause my parents told me not to approach these things
It probably survived and escaped after i left cause i was 6 and im sure the hole wasnt that deep but the memory of its wings fighting to get out haunted my mind for years
wow, vivid ending there
when I was a kid I went to this restaurant that had like an old west theme, (cant remember the name but its a chain in texas) and theres like this big ass slide next to the stairs for children to play on it. I dont know what drove me to do it to this day, but i slapped the f*** out this kids ass who was around my age (think I was like 5 or 6) then took off running. I heard bro yell "who did that?"
mans saw some booty and took it
One day i annoyed a bat that was sleeping in my garden i had to bury it alive to cover my tracks cause my parents told me not to approach these things
It probably survived and escaped after i left cause i was 6 and im sure the hole wasnt that deep but the memory of its wings fighting to get out haunted my mind for years
bruce wayne headass