Jan 19, 2023·1 reply
lewinskysdresswhat constitutes "got my ass beat"?
broken nose and s***?
Nah but I had knots on my face
Jan 19, 2023
zeus manOne time doing presentations during high school. It was a monthly one we had to do about a current event going on at the time, but they had to fit certain themes. So this month was immigration/domestic affairs.
Per usual I found my three boys to do it with and off we goofed off during the entire thing and didn’t even bother to look at the theme on the board, and after a week, we came up to present last and noticing we completely f***ed the topic up and made it about the Michael brown case/Ferguson rally. I kinda s*** myself in front of the class presenting it but had the coolest cleanest face ever on some
s***. Meanwhile during my turn to speak, my three homies are starting to pick up the smell and visibly express their disdain for my odor and say “N**** really s*** himself im dead).
Pretty soon the students in front started picking up on it too, so I started reading faster than a mf akin to
The b****es at the end of commercials talking about the side effects
it was so OD at the time I pissed off the e Mexicans at the time for ignoring the topic completely and roasted the s*** outta me afterwards calling me a racist but I just f***ed up and never paid attention 
Of course my enemy at the time has this class as well and starts purposely asking thousand of stupid Right There questions and even trying to engage in argument with me while we’re up on the f***ing stage
whole class felt so bad for me they started heckling him 
not realizing that gave more time for the s*** to start falling down my pants I f***ing walked out of the classroom and left early walked out early and got a C. I could not switch for the death of me and endured four more months of school kms
im just glad no s*** particles accumulated on the carpet man the janitors were lookin at me pissed the next day 
F*** AP kids man y’all are f***ing wack
Jan 19, 2023Peed in my pants 2-3 times in the 2nd grade in front of the whole classroom. I knew how to fight, and was one of the "cool kids" back then, so I never really got made fun of for it by anyone in my grade. My older brother kept the older kids from teasing me too much for it too. So luckily only felt the humiliation in the moment.
I can vividly remember my mom coming to school one time to give me a change of clothes. She ain't take me out of school that day, said I gotta thug it out
my teacher made the whole class go stand out in the hallway while I changed my clothes 
Jan 19, 2023I remember in elementary school I got in trouble one time and cried. The people in my class actually like consoled me and tried to make me feel better instead of making fun of me but I felt like a b****.
- Jan 19, 2023·1 replyzeus man
One time doing presentations during high school. It was a monthly one we had to do about a current event going on at the time, but they had to fit certain themes. So this month was immigration/domestic affairs.
Per usual I found my three boys to do it with and off we goofed off during the entire thing and didn’t even bother to look at the theme on the board, and after a week, we came up to present last and noticing we completely f***ed the topic up and made it about the Michael brown case/Ferguson rally. I kinda s*** myself in front of the class presenting it but had the coolest cleanest face ever on some
s***. Meanwhile during my turn to speak, my three homies are starting to pick up the smell and visibly express their disdain for my odor and say “N**** really s*** himself im dead).
Pretty soon the students in front started picking up on it too, so I started reading faster than a mf akin to
The b****es at the end of commercials talking about the side effects it was so OD at the time I pissed off the e Mexicans at the time for ignoring the topic completely and roasted the s*** outta me afterwards calling me a racist but I just f***ed up and never paid attention Of course my enemy at the time has this class as well and starts purposely asking thousand of stupid Right There questions and even trying to engage in argument with me while we’re up on the f***ing stage
whole class felt so bad for me they started heckling him not realizing that gave more time for the s*** to start falling down my pants I f***ing walked out of the classroom and left early walked out early and got a C. I could not switch for the death of me and endured four more months of school kms
im just glad no s*** particles accumulated on the carpet man the janitors were lookin at me pissed the next day F*** AP kids man y’all are f***ing wack
Wait wait na... I had too read this bout 4 times. You s*** yourself???!?!!
Bruh there are some things you should carry to the grave
Jan 19, 2023zeus manOne time doing presentations during high school. It was a monthly one we had to do about a current event going on at the time, but they had to fit certain themes. So this month was immigration/domestic affairs.
Per usual I found my three boys to do it with and off we goofed off during the entire thing and didn’t even bother to look at the theme on the board, and after a week, we came up to present last and noticing we completely f***ed the topic up and made it about the Michael brown case/Ferguson rally. I kinda s*** myself in front of the class presenting it but had the coolest cleanest face ever on some
s***. Meanwhile during my turn to speak, my three homies are starting to pick up the smell and visibly express their disdain for my odor and say “N**** really s*** himself im dead).
Pretty soon the students in front started picking up on it too, so I started reading faster than a mf akin to
The b****es at the end of commercials talking about the side effects it was so OD at the time I pissed off the e Mexicans at the time for ignoring the topic completely and roasted the s*** outta me afterwards calling me a racist but I just f***ed up and never paid attention Of course my enemy at the time has this class as well and starts purposely asking thousand of stupid Right There questions and even trying to engage in argument with me while we’re up on the f***ing stage
whole class felt so bad for me they started heckling him not realizing that gave more time for the s*** to start falling down my pants I f***ing walked out of the classroom and left early walked out early and got a C. I could not switch for the death of me and endured four more months of school kms
im just glad no s*** particles accumulated on the carpet man the janitors were lookin at me pissed the next day F*** AP kids man y’all are f***ing wack
- Jan 19, 2023Mr Motion
Wait wait na... I had too read this bout 4 times. You s*** yourself???!?!!
Bruh there are some things you should carry to the grave
Man it’s actually cathartic to share what
Happened
Jan 19, 2023
eclassPraying for you bro
thanks b
plants 🌻Jan 19, 2023·1 replythe cia couldnt pull that one outta me
- Jan 19, 2023·2 repliesplants
the cia couldnt pull that one outta me
Imma pull you out like a plant
Jan 19, 2023zeus manImma pull you out like a plant
- plants 🌻Jan 19, 2023zeus man
Imma pull you out like a plant
- Jan 19, 2023
- Jan 19, 2023lewinskysdress
i used to get hit by girls in school a lot when i was a kid
one girl kicked me in the nuts and i remember grabbing her huge titties to get back at her
not proud of that btw
and i let this bully beat me up once
A tomboy type girl always thought I was cute or sumn.
Anyway, our recess ends and somebody shoves me while I was walking which caught me off balance. I look back and totally kick that person between the legs, right in the balls. Then I take a second look: Woah dere boi, thats not a boy, thats that tomboy
The short hair and boy-ish clothes had me confused I didn't say nothing and kept it movingThe sad thing is she was still super nice to me afterwards and greets my mom and everything back in my hometown
- Jan 19, 2023·edited·3 replies
I wore some K-Swiss to school thinking I was fresh. They were actually my older brothers shoes (I use to steal my brother's shoes to wear to school). He bought them about 2-3 years prior to me stealing them for a day in 8th grade, and K-Swiss was no longer cool when I took em. I was like one shoe size smaller than my brother that time, so they looked a lil too big on me as well.
But like I said, K-Swiss was no longer cool to wear at that point. Ones, Mikes, Shell Toe Adidas, and Bapestas (for the niggas who was really getting a bag) the hot shoes to wear back then. First period was Social Studies, my desk was close to the door. So I go in, sit down, get ready etc. Some other kids see my shoes, and are like "ooh wee Skrilla with the fresh shoes, is those Adidas?" When I correct them n say it's K-Swiss, you could see the praise vanish from their faces
As the class goes on I swear I could hear whispers of my classmates saying look at my shoes, giggling and laughing. Girls from other class rooms would walk past the door in the hallway just to catch of glimpse of my shoes, and then run off laughing. Once the bell rung for 2nd period, I can remember one of the popular girls, Diamond
got up and started the K-Swiss chant. "Oh s*** look at that b****, that trick got on K-Swiss" there was other lines, but that is all I can remember. By the time I got packed my books up for the next class, the whole class was chanting it. I can remember even my teacher was holding in a laugh. I just put my head down and went to math class. That wasn't even the end of it, this one girl Jameka had came to school late, and half way through math class she comes into the class, shuffles over to my desk, looks at my shoes, and goes "THIS NIGGA REALLY GOT ON K-SWISS!" and runs out the class. - Jan 19, 2023zeus man
One time doing presentations during high school. It was a monthly one we had to do about a current event going on at the time, but they had to fit certain themes. So this month was immigration/domestic affairs.
Per usual I found my three boys to do it with and off we goofed off during the entire thing and didn’t even bother to look at the theme on the board, and after a week, we came up to present last and noticing we completely f***ed the topic up and made it about the Michael brown case/Ferguson rally. I kinda s*** myself in front of the class presenting it but had the coolest cleanest face ever on some
s***. Meanwhile during my turn to speak, my three homies are starting to pick up the smell and visibly express their disdain for my odor and say “N**** really s*** himself im dead).
Pretty soon the students in front started picking up on it too, so I started reading faster than a mf akin to
The b****es at the end of commercials talking about the side effects it was so OD at the time I pissed off the e Mexicans at the time for ignoring the topic completely and roasted the s*** outta me afterwards calling me a racist but I just f***ed up and never paid attention Of course my enemy at the time has this class as well and starts purposely asking thousand of stupid Right There questions and even trying to engage in argument with me while we’re up on the f***ing stage
whole class felt so bad for me they started heckling him not realizing that gave more time for the s*** to start falling down my pants I f***ing walked out of the classroom and left early walked out early and got a C. I could not switch for the death of me and endured four more months of school kms
im just glad no s*** particles accumulated on the carpet man the janitors were lookin at me pissed the next day F*** AP kids man y’all are f***ing wack
Yo.
I’m lirl on the bus bruh
- Jan 19, 2023
I’m deadass crying
- Jan 19, 2023Mr Motion· edited
I wore some K-Swiss to school thinking I was fresh. They were actually my older brothers shoes (I use to steal my brother's shoes to wear to school). He bought them about 2-3 years prior to me stealing them for a day in 8th grade, and K-Swiss was no longer cool when I took em. I was like one shoe size smaller than my brother that time, so they looked a lil too big on me as well.
But like I said, K-Swiss was no longer cool to wear at that point. Ones, Mikes, Shell Toe Adidas, and Bapestas (for the niggas who was really getting a bag) the hot shoes to wear back then. First period was Social Studies, my desk was close to the door. So I go in, sit down, get ready etc. Some other kids see my shoes, and are like "ooh wee Skrilla with the fresh shoes, is those Adidas?" When I correct them n say it's K-Swiss, you could see the praise vanish from their faces
As the class goes on I swear I could hear whispers of my classmates saying look at my shoes, giggling and laughing. Girls from other class rooms would walk past the door in the hallway just to catch of glimpse of my shoes, and then run off laughing. Once the bell rung for 2nd period, I can remember one of the popular girls, Diamond
got up and started the K-Swiss chant. "Oh s*** look at that b****, that trick got on K-Swiss" there was other lines, but that is all I can remember. By the time I got packed my books up for the next class, the whole class was chanting it. I can remember even my teacher was holding in a laugh. I just put my head down and went to math class. That wasn't even the end of it, this one girl Jameka had came to school late, and half way through math class she comes into the class, shuffles over to my desk, looks at my shoes, and goes "THIS NIGGA REALLY GOT ON K-SWISS!" and runs out the class. This is actually insane. Reminds me of the fake FUBU episode from Atlanta 😂
- Jan 19, 2023
I have a real thick traditional Nigerian name. So a lot of my early childhood was filled with people making fun of my name. Thankfully though, my older brother & sister, and my cousins would all make fun of my name. So by the time I started school n all that, I had heard damn near every joke possible. At least I thought I did. So this led to me being very anxious, nervous, and even agitated any time I was required introduced myself. Because no matter how clear I would say it, there would always be a "Huh? Could you repeat that?"
I think I was either in 4th or 5th grade. This one Asian girl who was in 7th or 8th grade said some s*** that ended up sticking with me for a while
I promise I ain't trying to geek myself up, but when I was a shorty, from like 4-12 years old, a lot of girls would say I looked like Lil Bow Wow 
. I was a cute kid. But anyways, so all these girls in 7th & 8th grade would sometimes call me over and just have me chill with them. All my niggas was jealous of the boy 
. This one Asian girl (side note she was obsessed with Nelly back then. Had the Band-Aid on her cheek and everything!) She was like "Aw hes so cute, but I don't even know his name." So I told her "My name Skrilla." She gives me the "Huh, what'd you say?". So I repeat my name, and then she giggles, and goes "Aww that sounds like a Pokemon." 
Mind you this is in a group surrounded by all the "it" girls in 7th & 8th grade, meanwhile I'm in 4th or 5th grade. They all start going aww and laughing, patting my head n s***. I just go quiet and slowly slip away. Somehow the 7th & 8th grade boys heard, and that was all I would hear for the rest of that year whenever someone called my name. I could fight but them 8th graders were looking like grown ass men to me back then so I just had to roll with it. 
Jan 19, 2023·1 replySome dude was saving a ball going out of bounds in a huge rivalry game in high school and i went for the ball and bro turned and threw it directly at my balls with the force
Immediately ran the trainers room holding my balls and had to ice them for like 15 minutes to numb it
- Kr0niic ☘️Jan 19, 2023·1 replydoot
Some dude was saving a ball going out of bounds in a huge rivalry game in high school and i went for the ball and bro turned and threw it directly at my balls with the force
Immediately ran the trainers room holding my balls and had to ice them for like 15 minutes to numb it
What was the end score
- Jan 19, 2023·2 repliesKr0niic
What was the end score
Think we won by like 8, i ended up going back into the game lmao
- Kr0niic ☘️Jan 19, 2023doot
Think we won by like 8, i ended up going back into the game lmao
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