The Life of a square Baltimore nigga

Life ain’t been too bad tho I’ve had a lot of good moments and a lot of the s*** That’s happened to me was self inflicted.

College has been a 8/10 experience thus far. Just hope Covid dead and buried so I can enjoy junior year next year at full capacity

Lmao we in the exact same predicament, COVID completely ruined my sophomore year

Bro I’m actually screaming wtf

Got my ass beat in front of the entire neighborhood tryna stand up to a dude that was bullying me

Hell nah I would have to switch countries after that

u stood up and its a lot of people watching that wouldn't have even done that so...

Never recovered from it lol. Honestly changed the course of my confidence till this day.

I was just playing bro

Don’t let that s*** dictate ur life. At least you stood up for yourself

Never in no situation would I want the brutal death of my child to be dramatized for a television program.

laughin in slowmo

You’re harder than most for standing up, you could have cowered away but you decided to do something. You should be proud of that alone.

Not a major humiliation but I was supposed to go to this weekend seminar for various student presidents in our province. I missed the bus and they had one of the organizers drive me over in a car. He asked me if I smoked weed because my eyes were red (I didn't). Then when I entered the already occurring seminar with everybody staring at me, my phone started ringing to the Soulja Boy - Kiss Me Thru The Phone instrumental ringtone

Praying for you bro

in highschool a teacher confused me for a girl and the whole class laughed i was in even boys uniform and everything

I’m giggling so f***ing much rn

what constitutes "got my ass beat"?

broken nose and s***?

When did they ice alphabear

extremely and on an insanely large scale and though it was years ago it traumatizes me to this day and i had to go into extreme therapy/jump on ssri’s to manage everyday life post humiliation

i used to get hit by girls in school a lot when i was a kid

one girl kicked me in the nuts and i remember grabbing her huge titties to get back at her

not proud of that btw

and i let this bully beat me up once

are you gonna say what it was?

One time doing presentations during high school. It was a monthly one we had to do about a current event going on at the time, but they had to fit certain themes. So this month was immigration/domestic affairs.

Per usual I found my three boys to do it with and off we goofed off during the entire thing and didn’t even bother to look at the theme on the board, and after a week, we came up to present last and noticing we completely f***ed the topic up and made it about the Michael brown case/Ferguson rally. I kinda s*** myself in front of the class presenting it but had the coolest cleanest face ever on some s***.

Meanwhile during my turn to speak, my three homies are starting to pick up the smell and visibly express their disdain for my odor and say “N**** really s*** himself im dead).

Pretty soon the students in front started picking up on it too, so I started reading faster than a mf akin to
The b****es at the end of commercials talking about the side effects it was so OD at the time I pissed off the e Mexicans at the time for ignoring the topic completely and roasted the s*** outta me afterwards calling me a racist but I just f***ed up and never paid attention

Of course my enemy at the time has this class as well and starts purposely asking thousand of stupid Right There questions and even trying to engage in argument with me while we’re up on the f***ing stage whole class felt so bad for me they started heckling him not realizing that gave more time for the s*** to start falling down my pants I f***ing walked out of the classroom and left early walked out early and got a C.

I could not switch for the death of me and endured four more months of school kms im just glad no s*** particles accumulated on the carpet man the janitors were lookin at me pissed the next day

F*** AP kids man y’all are f***ing wack

Gotta be the best thread ever made on this site

If there was a social media app where people just submit their most embarrassing stories I would fund that s*** in a second

no !

Worst part is nobody in my group was black so we had white (they were Mexican) people calling them out on saying the N word days after